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Posted By: Sneaky Penguin Posted On: Nov 3, 2004 Views: 729	Nascar Sucks In my mind it is virtually impossible to understand what pleasure can be derived from watchin 100 cars drive around a circular track while you are either there watching it crammed in with 1,000,000's of sweaty drunk rednecks screaming for their favorite driver and cursing the one they hate, or your at home watching it in your pajamas missing out on an entire day maybe if the nascar officals would allow any engine size and modifications it would be more entertaing but for now the fact of whether you win or not relies on the fact of who has the better pit crew and chance.
Posted By: zen Posted On: Nov 3, 2004 Views: 728	RE: Nascar Sucks well, the idea with this poll is to make it better, if the cars ran both ways on the track, there would be more crashes(and maybe lots of dead people too)
Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Nov 4, 2004 Views: 716	RE: Nascar Sucks I agree that Nascar sucks! There cars aren't even cool looking. I don't watch much racing at all, but motorcycle racing is much cooler!
Posted By: Bob Dole Posted On: Nov 4, 2004 Views: 709	RE: Nascar Sucks F Nascar. It's football season. Go Bucs!
Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Nov 4, 2004 Views: 705	RE: RE: Nascar Sucks I have been to so many football games this year! My house is such a mess that I am kind of ready to settle down...oh, but wrestling season is just around the corner!
Posted By: Bob Dole Posted On: Nov 5, 2004 Views: 699	RE: Nascar Sucks Wrestling? Like the fake stuff on TV or the gay kind? Either way, I don't think so. My life ends after the Superbowl and doesn't start up again till August.
Posted By: Dale Posted On: Dec 2, 2004 Views: 667	RE: Nascar Sucks What the hell is nascar? Can you honestly imagine 4 dudes getting together and plotting out buying $200 worth of tickets to go and watch 40 vehicles go round and round inside of an oval? Yes, men and women alike do it--and they're ****in' retarded too. As an added bonus, major networks such as FOX and CBS provide coverage for this idiocy. What, in the name of dale earnheardt's crusty burnt carcass, are people thinking? Vroom vroom dude. Yep, vroom vroom into angry wall and die. I am not a man who lacks compassion but in this instance I refuse to shed one single tear for a guy who WANTINGLY enters a vehicle primed to average 200 mph around 4 corners through 500 laps per race over the duration of 100 races PER YEAR. That's 200,000 corners to compromise a speeding vehicle while others are pursuing the same thing--to live to see another day. ****in' retarded. I'd rather drink and drive on a cross country mission with one middle finger hanging out my wind'er, the sounds of Slayer in the tune box, and a bumper sticker reading "**** off, you bet I'm drinking bitch". I can't believe that there are folks out there who believe auto racing is a sport too. It's like saying Russian roulette is a sport. (cool idea for an Olympic sport Russian roulette would be, no?) Ok, so let me get this straight...when I'm driving down the interstate, street, or over small children (Albert Belle baby)...nascar enthusiasts (retards) are plainly stating that I am indeed involved with a sport. Ok, well in that case then, I'm going to fill my squirt gun full of crude oil, crack wind'er down a hair--so when I pass your ****ty sports machine I'll squirt a couple of shots in the air in hopes of landing on your windshield so that you too, can join the likes of earnhardt and others who test death because "they love it" and feel "sporty". ****in' motor monkey-butt-****ers, **** off.