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Posted By: Bob Dole

Posted On: Nov 10, 2004
Views: 953
The bigger the cushion...

...the better the pushin.

I don't like anorexic broads. They have to have a little meat on their bones. They can't be fat though, that's gross.


Posted By: The Almighty Doer of Stuff

Posted On: Nov 10, 2004
Views: 934
RE: The bigger the cushion...

Ha ha. I could post so many images here just to gross people out.
I personally like chubbier girls, but when they're massively huge it's freaking nasty.


Posted By: Buff-ay

Posted On: Nov 10, 2004
Views: 924
RE: The bigger the cushion...

That is such a good comment! Most women appreciate hearing that! It's those who are a size ZERO that would roll there eyes! Being a size 7, it's considered "chunky".. but damn I still get looked at!

Thank you for the supportive comment!


Posted By: Bob Dole

Posted On: Nov 10, 2004
Views: 916
RE: The bigger the cushion...

If you name indicative of your size, or is that unrelated?


Posted By: polygon

Posted On: Nov 10, 2004
Views: 905
RE: The bigger the cushion...

Bwahahaha
Bob Dole made me laugh.


Posted By: Buff-ay

Posted On: Nov 11, 2004
Views: 887
RE: The bigger the cushion...

truly unrelated


Posted By: Syrgot

Posted On: Nov 11, 2004
Views: 884
RE: The bigger the cushion...

David’s Theory on Women: Lets pretend that I'm on a small airplane with a girl, and just this girl (Assuming that one of us knows how to fly...but that’s besides the point...) and we crash on a deserted island... with no coconuts... nothing to eat at all. What is there to do to survive? CANABALISM!!! Duh! She's got to have enough meat on her bones to last me at least a week or so, but not so much that it'll go bad and start to smell before I can eat it... cause then I'd be stuck on an island, and I'd still have to worry about cleaning **** up....

By the way that's just a joke... but everyone I've told that to has agreed to some extent and thought it was funny.


Posted By: Bob Dole

Posted On: Nov 11, 2004
Views: 879
RE: The bigger the cushion...

I think this fully illustrates the difference between Syrgot and the great Bob Dole.


Scenario: You're standed on a desert island with a woman.

Response:
Syrgot - Kill her and eat her.
Bob Dole - Bone her.


Posted By: Syrgot

Posted On: Nov 11, 2004
Views: 869
RE: The bigger the cushion...

Die from starvation after 3 days of good sex and then 2 1/2 weeks of miserable exhaustion (Because after three days of no food, being out in the sun all day, you're not going to have the energy to have sex,) or... have sex with her for three days, THEN kill and eat her, survive, and make it off the island to go out and have more good sex with more women after you're not dead.... I never said I wouldn't nail her first :-p.


Posted By: DJ Tiesto

Posted On: Nov 11, 2004
Views: 865
RE: The bigger the cushion...

And who says chivalry is dead?


Posted By: Syrgot

Posted On: Nov 11, 2004
Views: 863
RE: The bigger the cushion...

Hahahahaha!


Posted By: Bob Dole

Posted On: Nov 12, 2004
Views: 857
RE: The bigger the cushion...

You don't die from starvation after 3 days. You can live 100 days with no food if you've got water...


Posted By: DJ Tiesto

Posted On: Nov 12, 2004
Views: 854
RE: The bigger the cushion...

That isn't true Bob Dole. It depends on the person and how much stored energy they have. Calista Flockhart could only survive 30 minutes without food but Roseanne Barr could survive 3 and a half years.


Posted By: Bob Dole

Posted On: Nov 12, 2004
Views: 852
RE: The bigger the cushion...

DJ:

You're right.


Posted By: Buff-ay

Posted On: Nov 12, 2004
Views: 848
RE: The bigger the cushion...

I am sure Calista Flockhart can last longer then that with out food! She looks like she eats once a month!


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