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Posted By: Denmark in my underpants

Posted On: May 6, 2006
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Basically what our office meetings achieve

Now theres one thing to consider. The fact that all we talk about in the office is bowel movements: frequency, color, texture, sometimes even taste- this should be an indication that there is something...wrong. Lacking. A catalyst. We need a catalyst to stimulate the otherwise unused frontal portion of our brains for the remaining 6 hours of assigned employment hours, allotted for the Sunday afternoon shift of our fine establishment. Furthermore, I will formally request that all paperclips be SEPERATED BY SIZE, becuase Laura in accounting is getting seriously ****ed off, you guys. Seriously, it needs to stop. Bob is doing his part by now using thumbtacks, which is good, Bob, thanks. See, he's side stepped the whole problem.
Moving on, no, Mike, the thermostat cant be adjusted because no one knows where it is... so Im sorry, but the receptionists are too cold becuase they wear these little uniform skirts, so your just gonna have to sweat it out... yes yes, I know our boss is a cheap bastard, but he says he cant find it.
Ok, so, in closing, we've established that we have not made any progress since our last meeting. We'll see you next Friday, then, as always, at 4:00. Dave, tuck in your shirt.