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Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: Nov 23, 2004
Views: 1338
Dad's Playboys

I went to my cousin's house and she showed me her dad's Playboys in between her parents' mattress...so of course I had to come home and see if my dad had some, too...sure enough! I was shocked. We also used to sneak peaks at them at the grocery store when we were kids!

I have purchased one Playgirl in my life, when I was sixteen. It was really funny because the centerfold was Benji the dog! I think that was in 1980! I thought about buying one two years ago, but I found a boyfriend instead! ;)

My ex-husband was addicted to porn...I think it ruins relationships if it is done in secret, notice I said ex...



Posted By: Buff-ay

Posted On: Nov 23, 2004
Views: 1333
RE: Dad's Playboys

My husband is addicted to porn too! I've busted him several times! I feel like it's an act of cheating!


Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: Nov 23, 2004
Views: 1326
RE: Dad's Playboys

It sucked! It was like a game to figure out where he was hiding it! The last house that we lived in together was the biggest challenge, but I finally found it! At first, he was just renting stuff and then he got to buying the crap...

The funniest were when he would fall asleep, or should I say, pass out drunk with it on and his pants pulled down...what a loser! Then I would take the tape out so that the kids wouldn't find it in the morning, oh yeah, and cover him with a blanket. I am so glad that I am out of that!

Sorry, dudes, but if you want a good relationship - forego the porn...treat a girl right and she will have a bigger libido than you!


Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: Nov 23, 2004
Views: 1324
RE: Dad's Playboys

Oh yeah - He was so stupid that he would spill in the toilet and then not flush the toilet. Busted! Did I mention what a loser he was?!


Posted By: Buff-ay

Posted On: Nov 23, 2004
Views: 1317
RE: Dad's Playboys - Getting Busted!

LOL!! SAD!! SAD!! All guys are just as stupid!
Here's my favorite story of my husband getting caught up. I found a VHS in a mix of others. I was doing normal spring cleaning. I put the tape in and it starts out of some business on how to be a successful manager. Less then 2 minutes later it goes into crazy porn. I get on the phone and call my husband (acting stupid)and ask him what I should do with the tape about the manager stuff.. He tells me to shelf it because he needs it. So I set the VHS up into a specific frame. Check back a couple of weeks later and sure enough it had moved!!! I then confronted him.. He tried to deny any wrong doing!!


Posted By: Syrgot

Posted On: Nov 23, 2004
Views: 1314
RE: Dad's Playboys

My parents were cool with it, I had a subscription to Playboy while still living with them, but my mother catching me with video porn was embarrasing none the less.... I had taped over something important, I'm not sure what... I did manage to blame it on Dad though... that was hysterical but damn was he mad.


Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: Nov 23, 2004
Views: 1311
RE: Dad's Playboys

My ex-father-in-law is an old fart that likes young women...once we had his Porsche 928 for about three months and in the back of his trunk we found a video that was a demo on how to use a penis pump that you could order from this guy! That was really gross because it was an old guy buying this crap!

Seriously, women would not get caught like that...we would make sure that our dildo or whatever was put in a more remote place like under the spare tire or in the back of our closet in a box that no one would ever open!


Posted By: jamie

Posted On: Nov 23, 2004
Views: 1288
RE: Dad's Playboys

Here's the ultimate in pathetic...I got divorced...moved out, and took the bedroom TV and DVD player (along with everything else of course) with me...5 months later I actually hooked up the TV and out popped "Anal University: Volume II" from the DVD player...needless to say I was stunned...mostly because we had an excellent porn collection and this was not a feature I was familiar with...and because I was expecting this one to be "Anal Grad School"...I'm pretty sure they all graduated at the end of Volume I......


Posted By: Aurora

Posted On: Nov 24, 2004
Views: 1283
RE: Dad's Playboys

When I was younger the thought of my guy and porn bugged me.
Now it doesn't in the least. Unless of course that's ALL he does, but anything to excess is no good.
Porn isn't cheating just b/c he's jacking off to the picture of another woman.

As long as he is good to go when I want him, he can jack off as much as he wants.


Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: Nov 24, 2004
Views: 1278
RE: Dad's Playboys

From a girl's point of view...the thing that really sucks about porn is that they show women being all hot on a second's notice, and then there is no kissing or cuddling and I think that programmed my ex-husband to expect me to be like that! I wanted a good relationship and then I would want to sleep with him.


Posted By: Buff-ay

Posted On: Nov 24, 2004
Views: 1272
RE: Dad's Playboys

Aurora,

Yeah JACKING OFF to a picture of ANOTHER WOMEN! When he can jack off to a picture of me! Thanks honey, but your feelings about it is a hell of alot different then MINE!


Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: Nov 24, 2004
Views: 1265
RE: Dad's Playboys

It feels like they are cheating because they are excluding you from being a part of their needs being taken care of...let's say...your husband is horny and he can a) be selfish and take care of it himself or b)spend some time, and possibly money through movie or dinner, which would get the wifey in the mood and then go home and get it on together. My ex would always gripe about me not being ready to get it on when he was, but he had been watching naked women be all hot and stuff and I had been cooking, cleaning, taking care of the kids, etc...my needs were not being taken care of. I know I may sound like I am being a witch, but I don't think I was, he was being selfish!

I am not a man-hater either. My last boyfriend knew how to do it right and he didn't need any porn!


Posted By: Aurora

Posted On: Nov 24, 2004
Views: 1258
RE: Dad's Playboys

Wow Buff-ay, I'm so sorry. I didn't realize that you need complete subservience from your man. I suppose that you never fantasize or think of other men when you masturbate.

BUT, if it really is a big thing for you, are you open to role playing? Perhaps that's why he looks at porn, b/c they are doing something you wont do for him.


Posted By: Sneaky Penguin

Posted On: Nov 24, 2004
Views: 1252
RE: Dad's Playboys

I have a good story, well i got a laptop for christmas and i started filling it up with pornos pictures whatever and my mom without asking leant it to her secretary's son well the screen saver was set to my pictures slide-show (one of my friends doings) and you can all guess what was in the my pictures file


Posted By: probs

Posted On: Nov 24, 2004
Views: 1249
RE: Dad's Playboys

Truthfully I think porn is an aid to relationships. I could have cared less if my ex watched it alone, or with me. Or if he read magazines. It is pretend, he is not being disloyal in any way. If a woman isn't liberal enough to say 'big deal' no worries, then the secrecy starts. My prob was when I found ex had some chat mates, and real life encounters. THEN I HAD SOMMIT TO SAY.


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