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Posted By: Michael Sherwood

Posted On: Nov 23, 2004
Views: 1515
Porn Smells Weird! Very Weird!

Look at all of you! Porn should be band! It's bad. Very, very, bad! One time I looked at porn, and it made me sad how women have vaginas and they let foreign objects enter it! You are sick freaks! All of you! Odd Todd, I am very dissapointed in you. I'm 47 and I have not had sex ever and I am very proud of myself. If you have animalistic urges, and want to breed, well just prepare to go to H-E-Double Hockey Sticks!
Signed: Concerned Citezen Michael Sherwood


Posted By: no_one

Posted On: Nov 23, 2004
Views: 1512
RE: Porn Smells Weird! Very Weird!

Whoa...your parents went to HELL...because they had you. Rightly so.


Posted By: mike

Posted On: Nov 23, 2004
Views: 1510
RE: Porn Smells Weird! Very Weird!

michael, you are a funny man. Kudos.

No_one, you are an idiot. Please stop posting.


Posted By: The Almighty Doer of Stuff

Posted On: Nov 23, 2004
Views: 1506
RE: Porn Smells Weird! Very Weird!



Posted By: zen

Posted On: Nov 23, 2004
Views: 1500
RE: Porn Smells Weird! Very Weird!

okay... you have major issues (not playboy)


Posted By: no_one

Posted On: Nov 24, 2004
Views: 1462
RE: Porn Smells Weird! Very Weird!

Mike? Shove off. Worthless crap you are.


Posted By: no_one

Posted On: Nov 24, 2004
Views: 1461
RE: Porn Smells Weird! Very Weird!

Perhaps in your little world you don't know people like that in reality do exist.


Posted By: Michael Sherwood

Posted On: Nov 25, 2004
Views: 1451
RE: Porn Smells Weird! Very Weird!

Ah hello... you people just don't get it. You are all disgusting and sick. You live in little perverted worlds! I'm sick of all the people who are like "Mike you got to see this porn, this chick has a big boob!" I don't appreciate how immature people are. Where is soceity going? To hell! And none of you care, it's so so sad.


Posted By: The Almighty Doer of Stuff

Posted On: Nov 25, 2004
Views: 1444
RE: Porn Smells Weird! Very Weird!

I reiterate:


Posted By: DM

Posted On: Nov 25, 2004
Views: 1431
RE: Porn Smells Weird! Very Weird!

Almighty Doer of Stuff, I couldn't have said it better myself. Michael Sherwood is quite possibly the most whiny, uptight little dumbass since (dare I mention his name) TK. I sincerely hope he is posting this as a joke, because it's hard to believe anyone could be this stupid. That said Michael, I too am proud of you that you have never had sex, because I do not ever want to face the horror that there might be another one of you running around.


Posted By: Michael Sherwood

Posted On: Nov 25, 2004
Views: 1420
RE: Porn Smells Weird! Very Weird!

You're all angrying me very much now! You're all calling me stupid and retard, and that is not very nice! Look, you post all your immature and dull opinions on this site, and when I post my well-thought and intelligent opinions you get angry. Now who is the one who is stupid? Certainly not me. You should really think about what you are doing to society and yourselves. What are you going to do know that I have proved you wrong? Whine at me like little school children like you always do? Probably, but I am prepared. My well-educated mind is prepared to defend myself against immature,angst-filled cries. I hope you all are ashamed of yourselves.


Posted By: Eloise

Posted On: Nov 26, 2004
Views: 1414
RE: Porn Smells Weird! Very Weird!

Well-educated, Michael? Were you just out sick on the day that your school covered spelling then? And by "well thought-out opinion", I am going to just assume you mean "unbased belligerent whining".

As far as porn goes, I don't have a problem with it, so long as it is adults watching adults. It's when children get involved that I have a problem. And furry animals. Furry animals and children should never be subjected to that!


Posted By: The Almighty Doer of Stuff

Posted On: Nov 26, 2004
Views: 1412
RE: Porn Smells Weird! Very Weird!

Except, of course, if the animal is a dolphin. They seem to enjoy sex just as much as humans.
Then again, they aren't furry.
Michael, there's a difference between stating your opinion and stating your opinion while saying everyone else is wrong and bad and going to Hell.
Anyway, in case you haven't noticed, OddTodd.com is not for retards. It contains words like "boobs" and "****" and one of the cartoons shows a penis!
In short, you are severely retarded. I'm not saying this as an insult. I honestly believe you are retarded. Go away.


Posted By: Cool name suggestions?

Posted On: Nov 26, 2004
Views: 1410
RE: Porn Smells Weird! Very Weird!

I learned a while back that it's impossible to talk logic into people who refuse to hear it - so don't waste your energy into talking some sense into Michael. I too, hope that he/she was posting that first one as a joke.

And "Michael," if you're reading this, might I point you to the original reference on Hell, the Bible, where Mr. J.C. tells the Pharisees, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."



Posted By: Teacher's Pet

Posted On: Nov 26, 2004
Views: 1402
RE: Porn Smells Weird! Very Weird!

I'll be damned! We have a real live Shaker here. I thought they were all but extinct. I don't think Shakers are supposed to be smelling porn though.

Porn already is a band (as you hoped). Other bands you might like are The Men of Porn, Porn Sword Tobacco, The New Pornographers, Porno for Pyros, and Super 8 Cum Shot. Track 9 of their volume II album is perfect for you.

"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."
- I believe this was a masterbation reference.


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