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Posted By: Bob Dole

Posted On: Dec 2, 2004
Views: 807
Bob Dole Pole

There should be a Bob Dole Pole, I mean a Bob Dole Poll.

Posted By: Bob Dole

Posted On: Dec 2, 2004
Views: 806
RE: Bob Dole Pole

Some questions could be:

Bob Dole wants to know what you would like to do with his pole.

1. Bury it in the ground and attach your dog's chain to it.

2. Slide down it.

3. Wait for a really cold day and get your tongue stuck on it like that kid in that Christmas movie.

4. Shake it like a salt shaker.

5. Pretend it is a Dole Banana and peel off the outer layer and then eat it. Ouch!

6. Smash it with a hammer.

7. Use it as a tether ball pole.

8. "Lewinski" it.

Posted By: The Almighty Doer of Stuff

Posted On: Dec 3, 2004
Views: 794
RE: Bob Dole Pole

... Dude, Lewinsky jokes? Seriously, that's low. Those aren't funny anymore.

Posted By: Bob Dole

Posted On: Dec 3, 2004
Views: 793
RE: Bob Dole Pole

Yes they are! They're hilarious! In fact, it's so hilarious, I'm going to go strangle a cat and rape it in the ass!

Posted By: Bob Dole

Posted On: Dec 3, 2004
Views: 790
RE: Bob Dole Pole

Sorry Doer - Bob Dole just thought it was a nicer way of asking for head.

Posted By: Syrgot

Posted On: Dec 3, 2004
Views: 779
RE: Bob Dole Pole

Lewinski jokes now are like making jokes about "I'll do that after the Red Sox win the world series" now.

Posted By: Bob Dole

Posted On: Dec 3, 2004
Views: 766
RE: Bob Dole Pole

Bob Dole wants to do Syrgot!