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| Posted By: Syrgot Posted On: Dec 13, 2004 Views: 820 | Build A Baby So in this web design class I'm taking I got a really funny idea that would kind of be like the bonsai kitty thing that happened a few years ago. I'm making a website for the "Build a Baby Enterpries," which is kind of like Build A Bear plus the human genome project. I figured if I made it look real enough and sent it to enough right wing, religios right websites, It would get publicity and **** enough people off that it would become popular, and I'd make money on advertisements. So my teacher who is a really cool guy seemed a little Irked at my "30 day no kill policy on all returns." As in, if you send a baby back for a refund we'll try and sell it for 30 days before killing it. He sort of laughed but said he didnt like the idea. So then I took it one step too far and made my slogan on the flash page "Bring The Master Race Home With You Today!" I still think the idea is hysterical and will put a link to it up here when it's done. I should have never asked him if he thought the slogan was funny... what a shame.... |
| Posted By: Rox Posted On: Dec 13, 2004 Views: 813 | RE: Build A Baby i can get you a "build a baby" kit. for only $3.99 i will send you a broken condom and a list of addresses for desperate fat/ugly chicks |
| Posted By: Psychd Dood Posted On: Dec 13, 2004 Views: 806 | RE: Build A Baby And I can get you a kit for taking care of unwanted babies: an axe and a garbage bag! Yay! |
| Posted By: Dragonmaster Posted On: Dec 13, 2004 Views: 775 | RE: Build A Baby Any places for a single guy to adopt? I want kids but cant have my own. (cemo and radiation from cancer, besides not having a girlfriend) |
| Posted By: Mr Cranky Posted On: Dec 13, 2004 Views: 766 | RE: Build A Baby Dragonmaster, Assuming your question is serious and not just some B.S., the short answer is not a chance. Given your income, living conditions, and your past health problems, both mental and physical, you will not qualify. |
| Posted By: A Nother Poster Posted On: Dec 13, 2004 Views: 752 | RE: Build A Baby And besides, you're only 11 years old or something like that. Your mom would have to take care of the poor kid. |
| Posted By: moogle832 Posted On: Dec 13, 2004 Views: 747 | RE: Build A Baby actually he's like 25 or something... |
| Posted By: Dr Phil Posted On: Dec 13, 2004 Views: 737 | RE: Build A Baby He is probably depressed enough. You don't have to rub it in. |
| Posted By: chris Posted On: Dec 14, 2004 Views: 716 | RE: Build A Baby dragonmaster, I think you'd have trouble adopting a cat. |
| Posted By: guy Posted On: Dec 14, 2004 Views: 709 | RE: Build A Baby LOL Chris!!! Hey Dragonmaster, I don't think you can adopt a kid yet. Don't most states still discriminate against your kind? |
| Posted By: Syrgot Posted On: Dec 14, 2004 Views: 701 | RE: Build A Baby You could always order a build a baby though :-p. |