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| Posted By: Atomic Kitten Posted On: Dec 20, 2004 Views: 186 | Now that you bring it up... Now that OddTodd deceidedto bring all of the creepy things up, I am not so sure I what to think about Santa. I mean it would be different if he was hot and stuff, but he is like fat and old, with old balls and man boobs.... and he does weird things: milk addict, flying sleigh (& reindeer), Red suit mde of faux fur, sitting on his lap, elf salves (although that is neat). Thanks. Kitten |
| Posted By: Dorky Dork Posted On: Dec 20, 2004 Views: 163 | RE: Now that you bring it up... Elf SALVES? Yuck! Which part of the elves are the salves made from and where does Santa rub it on himself? This is something about Santa that I never knew. I am disturbed now. ;-) |
| Posted By: Jim Posted On: Dec 21, 2004 Views: 133 | RE: Now that you bring it up... Maybe the elves actually MAKE the salves. You know, like German chocolate is made BY Germans, not made OF Germans. Of course, Peking duck is not made by ducks, and General Tso's chicken is neither made by chickens or by General Tso. |
| Posted By: Genius Posted On: Dec 21, 2004 Views: 123 | RE: Now that you bring it up... elf salve is not made of elves but it's made by them the same way milk is made by cows. That's why there are no female elves around the same way there aren't a lot of bulls. I wonder if elves get blue balls. |
| Posted By: Dorky Dork Posted On: Dec 22, 2004 Views: 82 | RE: Now that you bring it up... ewww now I have visions of elf women dancing around with teat dip on their nipples. |
| Posted By: D-Ron Posted On: Dec 27, 2004 Views: 63 | RE: Now that you bring it up... maybe elves are actually Santa's little hoes |