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| Posted By: Scrooge Posted On: Dec 20, 2004 Views: 305 | Bah Humbug I took first spot too keep you little bastards from coming here singing Christmas carols. |
| Posted By: nicoblue Posted On: Dec 20, 2004 Views: 289 | RE: Bah Humbug OOOOHHH Jingle Bells, jingle bells, jingle ALLLLL THE WAAAAAYYY!!!!! |
| Posted By: Buff-ay Posted On: Dec 20, 2004 Views: 285 | RE: Bah Humbug Jingle Bells Bat Man smells Robin laid an egg.... |
| Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Dec 20, 2004 Views: 276 | RE: Bah Humbug We wish you a Merry Christmas, We wish you a Merry Christmas, We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! Good tidings we bring to you and your kin, Good tidings of Christmas and a Happy New Year! |
| Posted By: The Almighty Doer of Stuff Posted On: Dec 20, 2004 Views: 259 | RE: Bah Humbug Here's one I wrote. It's called "Santa Claus, Please Remove It Now". Oh, Santa Claus brings presents It should be lots of fun He brings dolls and games and candy But not to everyone I got a bag of toenail clippings And a severed monkey head He put my hand in warm water And made me wet the bed Santa Claus, please remove it now I just don't want it there Why couldn't you bring me a sweater Or a cuddly teddy bear? He put viruses on my computer Filled the refridgerator with bugs He built a snowman in my living room It's melting into the rug Santa Claus, please remove it now I just don't want it there Why couldn't you bring me a sweater Or a cuddly teddy bear? He stuffed my stocking with reindeer poop He lit the tree on fire He wrote on my head in permanent marker "Big Dumb Moron For Hire!" Santa Claus, please remove it now I just don't want it there Why couldn't you bring me a sweater Or a cuddly teddy bear? My dog got an even worse gift He didn't see Santa's long hard growth Until he shoved it through his rectum And it came right out his mouth Santa Claus, please remove it now I just don't want it there Why couldn't you bring me a sweater Or a cuddly teddy bear? Santa Claus, please go home now I just don't want you here Go back to the North Pole And don't come back next year |
| Posted By: Dorky Dork Posted On: Dec 20, 2004 Views: 258 | RE: Bah Humbug Sleigh bells ring Are you listnin' In the lane snow is glistlin' A beautiful site We're happy tonight Walking in a winter wonderland! |
| Posted By: kkk Posted On: Dec 20, 2004 Views: 235 | RE: Bah Humbug idiot |
| Posted By: MR Cranky Posted On: Dec 20, 2004 Views: 229 | RE: Bah Humbug You are being kind of hard on yourself, aren't you kkk? |
| Posted By: Syrgot Posted On: Dec 21, 2004 Views: 195 | RE: Bah Humbug Almighty Doer, how long did that take you to write? |
| Posted By: The Almighty Doer of Stuff Posted On: Dec 21, 2004 Views: 188 | RE: Bah Humbug About five minutes. |
| Posted By: Syrgot Posted On: Dec 22, 2004 Views: 174 | RE: Bah Humbug You have a knack for making up silly poetry. |
| Posted By: Aurora Posted On: Dec 22, 2004 Views: 170 | I didn't write this Lacy things the wife is missin' Didn't ask for her permission I'm wearing her clothes Her silk pantyhose Walking 'round in women's underwear. In the store, there's a teddy With little straps like spaghetti. It holds me so tight Like handcuffs at night. Walking 'round in women's underwear. In the office there's a guy named Melvin He pretends that I am Murphy Brown He'll say, "Are you ready?" We'll say, "Whoa man!" Let's wait until the wife is out of town." Later on, if you wanna We can dress like Madonna Put on some eye shade And join the parade Walking 'round in women's underwear. Lacy things, missin' Didn't ask, permission I'm wearing her clothes Her silk pantyhose Walking 'round in women's underwear. |
| Posted By: Der Posted On: Dec 22, 2004 Views: 159 | RE: Bah Humbug Song above to be sung to the melody of "Winter Wonderland"....? |
| Posted By: GJ Posted On: Dec 22, 2004 Views: 158 | RE: Bah Humbug Almighty Doer, great song. Made me laugh out loud at work by accident ('cause of the dog rectum bit). You have no boundaries. |
| Posted By: The Almighty Doer of Stuff Posted On: Dec 23, 2004 Views: 119 | RE: Bah Humbug I have boundaries, in most places. I won't go any farther than pedophilia and/or necrophilia in my poems, songs, and stories, except at a certain message board I visit. I also wrote alternate lyrics to Long Live Rock by The Who. It's called "Long Hard Cock". I could post it if you want. It involves gay foot rape and necrophilia. I wrote it for the message board I mentioned, where we joyously make offensive posts of all kinds. |
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