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Posted By: Leon

Posted On: Dec 20, 2004
Views: 354
Santa living forever

That kinda makes you think. even though santa claus is just a story, it just makes me think when the santa stuff will end, if it does at all. you know what i mean?


Posted By: Mr Cranky

Posted On: Dec 20, 2004
Views: 350
RE: Santa living forever

No.


Posted By: TK

Posted On: Dec 20, 2004
Views: 348
RE: Santa living forever

There used to be a wrestler who was like santa, but his name was 'Xanta Klaus'
it just comes to mind.


Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: Dec 20, 2004
Views: 345
RE: Santa living forever

If Santa lives forever, he could be Dick Clark.


Posted By: Mr Cranky

Posted On: Dec 20, 2004
Views: 330
RE: Santa living forever

I don't know about that any more. Dick Clark just had a stroke and won't be hosting the New Years show for the first time in several hundred years. It seems he might be human after all.


Posted By: Syrgot

Posted On: Dec 20, 2004
Views: 326
RE: Santa living forever

It's just a ploy. He didn't really have a stroke... they just did that so the men in black would leave him alone.


Posted By: Buff-ay

Posted On: Dec 20, 2004
Views: 322
RE: Santa living forever

Who are the men in black?


Posted By: Dorky Dork

Posted On: Dec 20, 2004
Views: 316
RE: Santa living forever

No Dick for New Years? But I've always had Dick on new years!


Posted By: Mr Cranky

Posted On: Dec 20, 2004
Views: 312
RE: Santa living forever

Sorry, this year you get Regis.


Posted By: Jim

Posted On: Dec 21, 2004
Views: 271
RE: Santa living forever

Just for asking who the men in black are, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to look at this device for a moment.



Okay, time for you to go about your business. Dick Clark is a normal human being. Thank you for your cooperation.


Posted By: Buff-ay

Posted On: Dec 21, 2004
Views: 262
RE: Santa living forever

Jim-

I was just breaking up the conversation as I usually do.. Not a biggy! Thanks for the report!


Posted By: moogle832

Posted On: Dec 21, 2004
Views: 250
RE: Santa living forever

Its just a jump to the left, and then step to the right, put your hands on your hip, you bring knees in tight, and its the pelvic thrust that really drives em' insane sane saaaane


Posted By: Dragomaster

Posted On: Dec 22, 2004
Views: 230
RE: Santa living forever

He's a wizard, thats how he has the illusion of living forever. He's not alive now, but when he did live he traveled time. It's happened with other wizards in the past. Merlin for one.


Posted By: Jerk

Posted On: Dec 22, 2004
Views: 223
RE: Santa living forever

So why the hell does he bother to give gifts to millions of little brats for nothing in return except some crappy cookies and milk that's been out all night? And why does he give nice gifts to rich kids and shi.tty wal-mart gifts to poor kids? What a sadistic a.sshole.


Posted By: moogle832

Posted On: Dec 22, 2004
Views: 207
RE: Santa living forever

no one knows the Time Warp? sheesh


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