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Posted By: JenJen Posted On: Jan 3, 2005 Views: 676	I have some Seriously funny school kids stories... Yeah, that would be like wicked funny, 'cause then we could secretly laugh at how stupid kids are and not feel bad 'cause we're laughing at kids.
Posted By: Sofa the Couch of Wisdom! Posted On: Jan 5, 2005 Views: 646	RE: I have some Seriously funny school kids stories... I have one, I'm in middle school: Onss apon the times I be at mine skool. Mine bestest freind made a phunni. It be an cool. Now let's all laugh at how stupid I am! Yay! Let's re-write that: Once apon a time I was at my school. My best friend told a funny joke. It was cool. You idiots probably didn't notice half of the mistakes in the first one until I pointed them out to you. Especially once and friend. Yes I know my story was retarded, but it was just an example.
Posted By: CmbSpng Posted On: Jan 6, 2005 Views: 640	RE: I have some Seriously funny school kids storie Middle school as well. One day, A teacher was teaching her spelling lesson. She asked the class to raise their hands if they could use the word 'Fascinate' in a sentence. Several hands went up, so she picked suzie. "Yes, Suzie," The teacher said. "Go ahead." "Okay!" Replied Suzie. "I went to the zoo and it was FASCINATING!" "Very good, Suzie, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate', not fascinating. Does anyone else want to try?" Two more hands shoot up. One of them is Jasmine, the other is little jonnie, notorious for his bad language (Im not making names up {except jasmine}, this is how the joke goes). She picks Jasmine, hoping she will get it right. "Jasmine, why dont you try?" "Okay! I was fascinated by the museum field trip we went on yesterday!" "Nice try, Jasmine, but I wanted Fascinate, not Fascinated. Now, would anyone else like to try?" She looks around the room and sees nobody's hand up except Jonnie's. Thinking for a moment, she decides to pick him because there would be no way for him to ruin 'Fascinate'. "Okay, Jonnie. You go ahead." "Yes, ma'am. My sister got a shirt with ten buttons, but her tits were so big, she could only fasten eight!"