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Posted By: chocolate shark

Posted On: Jan 4, 2005
Views: 1162
drunk insult

I'm speaking on behalf of the younger viewers of this site, and I myself am 14. No one needs to hear more gross, demeaning stories about drunks. Heck, it's your site and you can do what you want and people will laugh, but I, for one, think it's mucho gross that you can laugh at something that addles the bloodstream either genetically or temporarily. I daresay I'll have my drunk times when I'm 21, but even then, I doubt I'll appreciate people posting stupid "drunkedness" stories on the internet. But who am I kidding? You've done it before and you'll do it again.
Disgustedly Yours,
Captain of the Chocolate Sharks Club


Posted By: observant

Posted On: Jan 4, 2005
Views: 1157
RE: drunk insult

Don't be mad, Captain Mud Shark.
You'll think drunk stories are funny after you have a few of your own to tell.
Besides, If you know the section is going to be about drinking and you don't want to read it, don't.


Posted By: Jimmie Toy Bitch

Posted On: Jan 4, 2005
Views: 1151
RE: drunk insult

chocolate shark
CHOCOLATE SHARK YOUR A ****ING FAGGET YOU ASS****%$#@@#ER #$$#ING YOUR MOM THEN I $%$#@#%$ WITH SOME ^#^#%^ AND THEN SHE @@#*#@$ WITH A CRABS.

P.S. OBSERVANT YOUR A ****ING FAG TO YOU ****HEAD ****ER!!!!bicth.


Posted By: CmbSpng

Posted On: Jan 4, 2005
Views: 1144
RE: drunk insult

Man, what an ass. Must be on his period.


Posted By: Jimmie Toy Bitch

Posted On: Jan 4, 2005
Views: 1141
RE: drunk insult

**** YOU~!!! YOUR ON YOUR GOD DAMN PERIOD!!!


Posted By: observant

Posted On: Jan 4, 2005
Views: 1139
RE: drunk insult

Let me help you a little with your sentence structure, little Jimmie.

Chocolate Shark,

See there? If you add capitals and a comma, it looks like you're writing a letter!

CHOCOLATE SHARK, YOU'RE A ****ING FAGGOT, YOU

You're is short for "you are" and again, commas make it much easier to read.

ASS****%$#@@#ER #$$#ING YOUR MOM THEN I $%$#@#%$ WITH SOME ^#^#%^ AND THEN SHE @@#*#@$ WITH (THE or SOME) CRABS.

I have no idea what you were trying to say here but there isn't a sentence in the world that can end with "A CRABS". The crabs is ok, some crabs is fine too.

P.S. OBSERVANT, YOUR A ****ING FAG TOO, YOU ****HEAD ****ER!!!!bicth.

You did pretty good in this line, I just added a couple of commas and used the correct form of to.


Posted By: observant

Posted On: Jan 4, 2005
Views: 1137
RE: drunk insult

**** YOU~!!! YOUR ON YOUR GOD DAMN PERIOD!!!

Ah, now this is a bit more tricky. You used "your" twice. One of them is correct, the other is not. Do you remember how to abbreviate "you are"? That's right, it's you're.

**** YOU~!!! YOU'RE ON YOUR GOD DAMN PERIOD!!!

You could also combine GOD DAMN into GODDAMN or even GODDAMNED if you want to.


Posted By: Joe

Posted On: Jan 4, 2005
Views: 1133
RE: drunk insult

Okay Jimmie,you put bicth at the end of your sentance,I don't know what that is.Maybe you were trying to write bitch or butch, birth, botch, batch, bath or maybe Penis.


Posted By: observant

Posted On: Jan 4, 2005
Views: 1127
RE: drunk insult

I think he meant bath. His mom says it's time for his bath so he has to go.


Posted By: Jimmie Toy Bitch

Posted On: Jan 4, 2005
Views: 1124
RE: drunk insult

YOU KNOW WHAT I DON'T NEED YOU'LL TO ****ING MAKE FUN OF ME YOU ****ING FAGGETS


Posted By: Trisha

Posted On: Jan 4, 2005
Views: 1121
RE: drunk insult

OK....going back to the original topic of this post, I agree. Who wants to hear about stupid drunk stories? I am "of age" and yeah, drunk stories are funny when people you know are involved...but other than that, they are just plain annoying. Yay, you got drunk, you said some stupid stuff, you did some stupid stuff, you may or may not have puked, and then you passed out. Wow...exciting.


Posted By: Jimmie Toy Bitch

Posted On: Jan 4, 2005
Views: 1118
RE: drunk insult

Trisha
TRISHA YOUR ON YOUR @%*%$!ING PERIOD!!!


Posted By: Aurora

Posted On: Jan 4, 2005
Views: 1113
RE: drunk insult

Yes, I agree. Drunken stories, at best, are only funny to those people you know, and people who witnessed it. To us, we have no idea what your character is, you may choose to pee on cars when you're perfectly sober.

That, and only a handful of the people here are articulate writers ( on this board anyway). The stories that tell of drunkenness would be poorly constructed, and thus loose any humour that way as well.


Posted By: janey butt bitch

Posted On: Jan 4, 2005
Views: 1111
RE: drunk insult

f uck you all. that's why the good ones are going to be picked, not the stupid ones. come on, take a look at some of those other weekly stories. todd needs better material thats why he's asking us.


Posted By: observant

Posted On: Jan 4, 2005
Views: 1104
RE: drunk insult

Come to think of it, you're right. Hearing other peoples drunk stories isn't much fun at all.

Jimmie, I don't need yule to make fun of me either. The winter solstice shouldn't make fun of anybody.
What are faggets? Those little tiny cigarettes that girls smoke?


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