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Posted By: Bob Dole Posted On: Jan 5, 2005 Views: 1235	WEDNESDAY'S JACKASS COP I think a good topic would be stories about asshole cops and how people got into trouble / put in jail. It just takes a certain kind of person to decide to become a cop. That kind of person is often call a DICK.
Posted By: Buff-ay Posted On: Jan 5, 2005 Views: 1233	RE: WEDNESDAY'S JACKASS COP Hey Bob! Actually I am currently in school to become one! I suppose I a a DICK! Yet.. I don't have one.. but.. I suppose I'm better off not having one so that I wouldn't feel partial to busting a DICK!
Posted By: CmbSpng Posted On: Jan 5, 2005 Views: 1228	RE: WEDNESDAY'S JACKASS COP A City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation.The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it." The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."
Posted By: Bob Dole Posted On: Jan 5, 2005 Views: 1221	RE: WEDNESDAY'S JACKASS COP LOL!
Posted By: Jules Posted On: Jan 5, 2005 Views: 1213	RE: WEDNESDAY'S JACKASS COP That's funny. LOL! Good topic, btw. I'd vote it in!
Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Jan 6, 2005 Views: 1194	RE: WEDNESDAY'S JACKASS COP That was a good joke! I got pulled over a little after midnight on New Year's because I had a headlight out...I'm thinking he was hoping to find a drunk person, but instead he found a mom going home from church with her ten year-old kid...I got no ticket or even a warning...there are a few cool ones out there! Yes, I rang in the new year at church...the youth had a party, some were playing Texas hold-em poker! We played a really fun game on a DVD. I think it was called Shout!
Posted By: Bob Dole Posted On: Jan 6, 2005 Views: 1191	RE: WEDNESDAY'S JACKASS COP If you'd had a penis, the cop would have written you a ticket.
Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Jan 6, 2005 Views: 1188	RE: WEDNESDAY'S JACKASS COP Possibly...I do have boobs!
Posted By: SuperNerd Posted On: Jan 6, 2005 Views: 1183	RE: WEDNESDAY'S JACKASS COP A family member of mine is in school to become a cop. Shes a bi tch. figures
Posted By: SDE Posted On: Jan 6, 2005 Views: 1172	RE: WEDNESDAY'S JACKASS COP you know BOB DOLE sir, you are right. I have a penis, and I got a ticket last time I was stopped.
Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Jan 7, 2005 Views: 1160	RE: WEDNESDAY'S JACKASS COP It is true, SDE does have a penis! ; )
Posted By: Big Seth Posted On: Jan 7, 2005 Views: 1156	RE: WEDNESDAY'S JACKASS COP I have a penis, but I also have man-boobs and long hair. Sometimes the cops let me go.
Posted By: Karl Posted On: Jan 7, 2005 Views: 1150	RE: WEDNESDAY'S JACKASS COP Some of us who are sworn officers and happen to have that particular bodily appendage obviously feel a little differently on the topic. I won't get into a petty argument with a petty person but suffice it to say that officers have saved more butts than they have ever persecuted. But that wouldn't make a very fun article on the web would it? Officers go on hundreds of calls a year and deal with thousands of people. Just our luck, the happy idiot with a forum to spill his sewage is the one who gets riled up when the focus of the law points to him. Don't violate the law and the police tend to leave you alone. However, a life left unscrutinized is one not worth living. Police must be living very worthy lives for they get scrutinized more than almost anyone else.
Posted By: Karl Posted On: Jan 7, 2005 Views: 1149	RE: WEDNESDAY'S JACKASS COP I did like the cop joke though. Here's my favorite. An officer pulls a guy over for rolling through a stop sign. Upon contacting him the guy asks what he did wrong. The officer tells him he did not come to a complete stop at the stop sign as is required by law. The guy replies that he slowed down, looked for other cars and proceeded through, so that was good enough. The officer again reminds the motorist that stop means stop and not slow down. This is clearly stated in the law. The motorist argues that he was being safe by slowing down, so that was good enough. The officer pulls the guy out of his car through the window and starts beating him in the head. The driver screams and yells, protesting for the officer to quit hitting him. The officer pauses and asks, "So, do you want me to just slow down, or STOP!?" I told this in a class one time and relayed it to them as if I were the officer in the story. The room went silent toward the end but I got a great laugh when it was all over.
Posted By: Bob Dole Posted On: Jan 7, 2005 Views: 1137	RE: WEDNESDAY'S JACKASS COP Karl: Obviously you are a "sworn officer". Personally, I hate your guts, but then I don't know you. If I did know, then I'd feel validated in hating your guts. So saving butts, huh? Pulling me over and giving me a ticket for not wearing my seatbelt is not saving my butt! It's being a dick! Knocking a beer out of my hand while raiding a keg party when I'm over 21 is not saving my butt, it's being a dick! Taking me to jail for walking down the street with a beer on Spring Break is not saving my butt, it's being a dick! Stopping me at gunpoint and interrogating about a robbery at a gas station down the street when I'm just walking to a friend's house is not saving my butt, it's being a dick!!! My life would be a hell of a lot simpler if you'd stop trying to save my butt you fat overbearing pig! Oh no wait, the cops did come in handy one time. After my house got robbed, the detectives that found some of my stuff at a pawn shop in the area (why that took 2 months I'll never know) encouraged me to buy the stuff back from said pawn shop because to go to court to get it back would take too long. Gee, thanks for the help. I hate you Karl. I sincerely hope you die soon.

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