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Posted By: SDE

Posted On: Jan 9, 2005
Views: 731
That Coyote Guy

I am like the Coyote guy... except that damn roadrunner keeps getting away... I guess I need to get another company to supply me my "stuff".

ACME has terrible customer service, and their stuff doesn't work.

Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: Jan 9, 2005
Views: 724
RE: That Coyote Guy

I hope those condoms you bought weren't from ACME!

Posted By: SDE

Posted On: Jan 9, 2005
Views: 722
RE: That Coyote Guy

ACME has condoms?

I need to find them in the cataloge. I mean REALLY?

Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: Jan 9, 2005
Views: 710
RE: That Coyote Guy

They claim that they are so strong that you can use them as a rope for repelling off the side of a cliff so that you don't smash into the ground and leave a perfect imprint of your body, if the occasion would arise that you would find yourself running from a crazy bird - you know, he might have been the inspiration for spinners!

Posted By: SDE

Posted On: Jan 9, 2005
Views: 698
RE: That Coyote Guy

I look at it this way. I am like Mr. Coyote like this. I mean really, ACME has all this neat stuff, and I can buy it at inflated prices, and I know it works good, otherwise the ACME Co would be out of business.

It must be my "some assembly required" skills that lack... it must be.

Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Jan 10, 2005
Views: 660
RE: That Coyote Guy

I wish the'd just let the thing get the bird.

Posted By: Nerd 99% formarly 100%

Posted On: Jan 10, 2005
Views: 653
RE: That Coyote Guy

How can a coyote be a thing?