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Posted By: wedder

Posted On: Jan 16, 2005
Views: 940
masterbates!

who can bother at work?! FREAKS!


Posted By: Joe

Posted On: Jan 16, 2005
Views: 918
RE: masterbates!

So, you masturbate all day.


Posted By: observant

Posted On: Jan 17, 2005
Views: 906
RE: masterbates!

When I grow up, I wanna be a fluffer. That way, masturbating will be my job!


Posted By: Bob Dole

Posted On: Jan 17, 2005
Views: 896
RE: masterbates!

It puts the lotion on its skin.


Posted By: DM

Posted On: Jan 17, 2005
Views: 861
RE: masterbates!

The religious freaks who go around telling everyone that masturbation makes you go blind/insane/die really get on my nerves. **** the Catholic Church.


Posted By: Master of my domain

Posted On: Jan 18, 2005
Views: 826
RE: masterbates!

I'm having difficulty reading this.


Posted By: Fred

Posted On: Jan 18, 2005
Views: 806
RE: masterbates!

I beat off in a church bathroom many times, with the crucifix and jesus hanging there right in front of me. Is that a sin?


Posted By: observant

Posted On: Jan 18, 2005
Views: 792
RE: masterbates!

No, it's not a sin. Supposedly he watches everything you do 24/7 anyway so you might as well jerk off at his house too.

check out:
jesusshaves.com


Posted By: Mike

Posted On: Jan 20, 2005
Views: 743
RE: masterbates!

Why wouldn't you want to jack off at work? or anywhere for that matter?

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/MaleGovernmentEmployees/


Posted By: Pete

Posted On: Jan 20, 2005
Views: 734
RE: masterbates!

I did it once in a classroom on lunchbreak, with people there. I was sitting in the corner with a big drawing board propped up in my lap, pretending to draw, when I was actually jacking off with one hand in my pants. I also do it in the car all the time when I'm driving at night.


 

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