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| Posted By: mepball Posted On: Jan 17, 2005 Views: 713 | Work-ish here is the list of bad work-ish things i have done. smoked the following; pot,coke and herion. dropped; Acid,E and G. drank; rumple mints and beer. had sex while watching a porn on the computer. frapped with my g/f (she did too). Had sex in the conference room 2 times. broke a van(fullsize chevy van) because it was so dangerous to drive and we wanted a new truck. set off silent alarm to see how fast the cops get there. closed store for 3 hours to have sex with g/f at her moms house. got in fist fight with a customer. held wet tee shirt contest with the driver girls on 2 seperate occasions. thats about it i never stole or anything like that. oh btw it was an autoparts store and i was the manager.. i was fired after 6 years of those antics.. |
| Posted By: huh Posted On: Jan 17, 2005 Views: 708 | RE: Work-ish not familiar with "frapped"? |
| Posted By: Bob Dole Posted On: Jan 17, 2005 Views: 698 | RE: Work-ish Peep www.urbandictionary.com |
| Posted By: mepball5449 Posted On: Jan 17, 2005 Views: 696 | RE: Work-ish its an english phrase.. for masterbateing |
| Posted By: DM Posted On: Jan 17, 2005 Views: 681 | RE: Work-ish You did that stuff and avoided getting fired for six years? Wow. The worst thing I've ever done at work is take extra-long breaks out of sheer laziness. |
| Posted By: mepball5449 Posted On: Jan 18, 2005 Views: 652 | RE: Work-ish avoiding being fired was easy. I was a hero to the employees and the owner loved me. the asst mngr was the one that got me canned.. i was selling pot from the store (only to my friends). so mr small dick asst manager was ****ed off becuase i embarassed him infront of a few dozen customers and 8 crew members. all i did was super glue his phone hand set to the phone base, undo the thing that kept it on the counter and called his line. he just happened to rip the cord and smash the whole phone into his head. needless to say i was on the floor laughing and a few of the customers were in tears. so he busts me for selling pot even though i was his pot hookup.. whatta dick |
| Posted By: Bob Dole Posted On: Jan 18, 2005 Views: 647 | RE: Work-ish Sounds like you should have been fired long before 6 years. |
| Posted By: mepball5449 Posted On: Jan 21, 2005 Views: 602 | RE: Work-ish hey bob dole i was the best. out sold all the other guys combined and helped more people out of jams than any 5 normal guys. i kicked some serious ass at that job. |