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| Posted By: Poopy Pee Rinse Posted On: Jan 17, 2005 Views: 1298 | Boss revenge Here's a harmless idea that I do when I'm particularily pi ssed at my boss. I'll take his coffee mug into the bathroom when he's out and poop or pee in it, then wash it kinda good enough not to notice what happened to it and put it back. It's funny as hell to see him drinking from it later when we're having a meeting. LOL! |
| Posted By: The Almighty Doer of Stuff Posted On: Jan 18, 2005 Views: 1267 | RE: Boss revenge Dude, that's not harmless. You could make him very ill doing that. What if he catches a serious disease? What if he dies from it? I bet you wouldn't think it was so funny then. |
| Posted By: Poopy Pee Rinse Posted On: Jan 18, 2005 Views: 1256 | RE: Boss revenge Hey, I'm clean. Plus, the hot coffee would probably kill anything that could cause harm. It's all in good fun. |
| Posted By: The Almighty Doer of Stuff Posted On: Jan 18, 2005 Views: 1245 | RE: Boss revenge No, it wouldn't. Unless the coffee is literally boiling, it wouldn't. Remember, any germs that exist in feces survive inside the human body, which is nearly 100 degrees F. Don't be such a moron, really. |
| Posted By: Bob Dole Posted On: Jan 18, 2005 Views: 1242 | RE: Boss revenge You are asking a guy with the name 'Poopy Pee Rinse' to not be such a moron? Kind of a lost cause, don't you think? |
| Posted By: Poopy Pee Rinse Posted On: Jan 18, 2005 Views: 1240 | RE: Boss revenge LOL! Who's the moron? The boiling point of water is 212 °F, well above the temperature of the human body. Coffee is not boiling when brewed with a coffee machine, but it's close enough. I would say that with the small amount of fecal matter left in the mug, no germs survive. |
| Posted By: observant Posted On: Jan 18, 2005 Views: 1234 | RE: Boss revenge Well, sure it is if you live at sea level. |
| Posted By: Poopy Pee Rinse Posted On: Jan 19, 2005 Views: 1225 | RE: Boss revenge Ok, 211 °F, whatever. I live on a beach. |
| Posted By: Bob Dole Posted On: Jan 19, 2005 Views: 1220 | RE: Boss revenge You are still the moron. Boiling water is ~212°F but that doesn't mean anything. Fecal Coliform needs to be heated to 249°F for a minimum of 15 minutes to be completely sterilized. Most coffee makers do not heat water to 200°F to begin with and thermal transfer into the cup would drop the temperature at least 10 degrees within a few minutes. Your fun is not safe or clean. On the other hand, unless you have an infection, urine is sterile. |
| Posted By: Poopy Pee Rinse Posted On: Jan 19, 2005 Views: 1215 | RE: Boss revenge Okay, so I'm a moron. In the future I'll be sure to rinse the mug out with my urine after I take a dump in it. Thanks for the advice. |
| Posted By: Bob Dole Posted On: Jan 19, 2005 Views: 1208 | RE: Boss revenge Unless your urine is 249°F and you go for more than 15 minutes at a stretch, don't bother. |
| Posted By: Poopy Pee Rinse Posted On: Jan 20, 2005 Views: 1204 | RE: Boss revenge Don't believe everything you read. Scientists and medical professionals overexaggerate absolutely everything. I say a good rinse of urine, a quick rinse under the faucet, and fresh coffee and the mug gets a clean bill of health. Also, fecal coliform is harmless when ingested. |
| Posted By: Bob Dole Posted On: Jan 20, 2005 Views: 1197 | RE: Boss revenge Whats a little E. Coli between friends. Everyone can use a week of bloody diarea and vomiting every now and then. It's well worth the occasional kidney failure. BTW, there is fecal coliform growing on your toothbrush right now. |
| Posted By: Poopy Pee Rinse Posted On: Jan 20, 2005 Views: 1188 | RE: Boss revenge Damn it. The point is that I don't have E. Coli or any other deadly diseases, so no one is going to get sick. I'm aware that that feces is everywhere and people brush their teeth with it all the time. Since you're spewing out facts, how about the Japanese recycling their poop into an edible gravy? I want to try that sometime. |
| Posted By: Bob Dole Posted On: Jan 20, 2005 Views: 1183 | RE: Boss revenge Boy, you are about as bright as a 5 watt bulb. All **** has fecal coliform and E. Coli is a fecal coliform. The levels that float around a typical bathroom and land on the toothbrush are not dangerous but given your bathroom activities, nobody should go into your house without a haz-mat suit on. |
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