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Posted By: LdB

Posted On: Feb 16, 2005
Views: 1150
Break it Down

Dragonmaster reminds me of some douche that was in my grade 8 class. Short, semi- chubby, plays Magic, Pokemon, Dungeons and Dragons, etc. etc. He drinks at least fourteen Tropicana Twisters a day, and is hopelessly in love with some stegosaurus mammoth hairy cavewoman fat chick in the class. He tells people that they are dildos, yet everytime I smack him he gets worse. For example, dancing in front of my desk to the point where I seriously think about tying his dick to a steam roller, that is, of course, if it would stretch that far. I am sure that Dragonmaster is a splitting image of the 8th grade, shall we say "La Bagga Douche-a". Hey ****mouth, find out what that means in Gaylick or whatever the **** language you study.


Posted By: Boris

Posted On: Feb 16, 2005
Views: 1147
RE: Break it Down

Wow. Its a good thing you're in 9th grade now.


Posted By: Joe

Posted On: Feb 16, 2005
Views: 1144
RE: Break it Down

Ah the 8th grade, I always thought he was the kid that wore short shorts, yellow t-shirt, made fun of by everybody, can't play sports. Like all pretty girls that are out of his league by a mile, and thinks he has a good chance with them. Had sandals with socks on, watched animated porn, played with Star Wars toys. That was always how I thought Dragonmaster was.


Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Feb 17, 2005
Views: 1140
RE: Break it Down

I hate to say it, but Joe is closer. Only all black clothing, I didn't want a chance with the other girls, I had Kaida (we both watched animated stuff), and never sandles (shudders) only boots.


LdB,

I don't play Magic or D&D. Tropicana Twisters suck ass.
There was one "stegosaurus mammoth hairy cavewoman fat chick" that I had a conection with in chef school, thank god I saw that she acted like it to before it was involved. I don't dance.


Posted By: Bob Dole (the original)

Posted On: Feb 17, 2005
Views: 1138
RE: Break it Down

What the hell is wrong with playing with Star Wars toys? I had a ton of them when I was a kid.

I think Dragonmaster was a poser. A poser is a kid that tries to fit into any crowd but really isn't into the things they are about. He tried to get into the Goth thing with the black clothing and boots and the whole pagan wiccan thing. However, he wasn't into the music, which was critical to the clique, and he was still about dragons and playing with swords and stupid stuff like that. He was a poser Goth kid. The other Goth kids knew it and probably didn't hang out with him, but the other kids at school probably didn't make fun of him as much because they just thought he was a wierd Goth kid.

What kind of Goth kid knows how to make a double fudge mocha latte with a hint of cinnamon?


Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: Feb 17, 2005
Views: 1127
RE: Break it Down

Gothic is just a fashion statement. I don't think half the kids that dress that way are really that weird at heart...as far as the term posers, unless we design and sew our own clothes aren't we all posers in some fashion sense?


Posted By: Joe

Posted On: Feb 17, 2005
Views: 1125
RE: Break it Down

YouÂ’re not getting it bob. Dragonmaster was the kid who played with Star Wars toys until he was 21. He was the kid that was scared to dress out in gym class. Goth, I doubt it.


Posted By: Bob Dole (the original)

Posted On: Feb 17, 2005
Views: 1121
RE: Break it Down

The kid that was scared to dress out in gym class! LOL! That's the funniest thing I have ever heard! How true!


Posted By: somebody someone

Posted On: Feb 17, 2005
Views: 1118
RE: Break it Down

Have I told you all that Dragonmaster is an Idiot...
It's true and painfully so...and you know what, I think that from all his pictures I've seen, especially the one with his lips all pooched out, when he was showing of his "cancer" scar that time, well he looks like a DUCK. I think that we should all officiall rename good ole Dragonmaster...DUCKY. From here on out, any reference to Dragonmaster should be named by his proper gay ass name...so here's to you DUCKY.


Posted By: Mr Cranky

Posted On: Feb 17, 2005
Views: 1116
RE: Break it Down

Anyone remember Ducky from Pretty in Pink? There are a lot of similarities.



Posted By: Toadstool

Posted On: Feb 17, 2005
Views: 1109
RE: Break it Down

HAHA! Did anyone see this picture of Dragonmaster? Stop eating so much!!!

http://mistercranky.tripod.com/dm.htm


Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: Feb 17, 2005
Views: 1105
RE: Break it Down

Of course I remember Ducky! He hopelessly followed Molly Ringwald around even though she was in love with the cool kid that ended up treating her like crap because his other cool/asshole friend really liked her and she had blown him off. Ducky wsn't very goth, but he was kind of punk which would probably be an equal degree of weirdness for the day...good movie...I would have gone for the cool/asshole that was in the BMW!


Posted By: Mr Cranky

Posted On: Feb 17, 2005
Views: 1102
RE: Break it Down

That DM picture wasn't just to be mean to him. It was just that a big image of his head was available. I have done much worse to good friends.

Ducky was pre-Goth but yea, he was equal in weirdness. The guy she liked went on to have a fetish for manikins and the asshole guy is now a lawyer on some TV Show.

If you haven't seen it yet, check out Not another Teen Movie. They do a good parody of the John Hughs films.



Posted By: Snail Manager

Posted On: Feb 17, 2005
Views: 1095
RE: Break it Down

Like the pic Cranky! its far superior to the one i made. In the spirit of healthy competition i think i better get my scissors and glue out and start work on a better pic!
ps. any one know where i can get a pic of Mr Cranky? i'll pay top dollar!


Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Feb 17, 2005
Views: 1093
RE: Break it Down

somebody someone, you are Krishbitch. You are the only one here who could know that. I've made up, and there is no excuse for your behavior as of late. You are simply a bad person. I now have to go into why people used to call me that. **** you


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