HOME - FICTIONAL DINNER -> Jim HendersonStart A New Topic | Reply
Post InfoTOPIC: Jim Henderson
Posted By: Jim Henderson

Posted On: Feb 21, 2005
Views: 618
Jim Henderson

Hello, My name is Jim Henderson


Posted By: observant

Posted On: Feb 21, 2005
Views: 597
RE: Jim Henderson

Hi Jim! I'm observant.
If the moon were made of ribs would you eat it?


Posted By: Dervel

Posted On: Feb 22, 2005
Views: 581
RE: Jim Henderson

yah but mices dont like ribs....


Posted By: Joe

Posted On: Feb 22, 2005
Views: 576
RE: RE: Jim Henderson

Silly observant you couldn't eat the moon if were made of ribs because, it would be too hard too reach it, you silly willy.


Posted By: Jim Henderson

Posted On: Feb 22, 2005
Views: 570
RE: Jim Henderson

What is wrong with you people! Why won't you like me? I have poured my heart and soul out to you and all I get is the cold shoulder. This is very upsetting. I must go lie down. I am Jim Henderson.


Posted By: observant

Posted On: Feb 22, 2005
Views: 550
RE: Jim Henderson

Drink a fifth of whiskey before you lay down and you'll be right as rain when you wake up a couple of days later. Works for me.

Yeah, you're right, Joe. The moon is too far away but if I put springs on my shoes and jump real hard...


Posted By: jackass

Posted On: Feb 23, 2005
Views: 545
RE: RE: Jim Henderson

no no no the spring shoes never work you need a bow and arrow and a rope tie the rope to the arrow shoot the moon and just pull it to you duh


Posted By: observant

Posted On: Feb 23, 2005
Views: 532
RE: Jim Henderson

There, now see? That's what these message boards are all about, helping others.
Thanks, jackass, I'll give it a try.


Posted By: Denny Crane

Posted On: Feb 23, 2005
Views: 529
RE: Jim Henderson

Denny Crane


Posted By: Octopie

Posted On: Feb 24, 2005
Views: 519
RE: Jim Henderson

Just wait a few decades and save your money. The moon will become a popular tourist destination.


 

home