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Posted By: Jim Henderson Posted On: Feb 21, 2005 Views: 618 | Jim Henderson Hello, My name is Jim Henderson |
Posted By: observant Posted On: Feb 21, 2005 Views: 597 | RE: Jim Henderson Hi Jim! I'm observant. If the moon were made of ribs would you eat it? |
Posted By: Dervel Posted On: Feb 22, 2005 Views: 581 | RE: Jim Henderson yah but mices dont like ribs.... |
Posted By: Joe Posted On: Feb 22, 2005 Views: 576 | RE: RE: Jim Henderson Silly observant you couldn't eat the moon if were made of ribs because, it would be too hard too reach it, you silly willy. |
Posted By: Jim Henderson Posted On: Feb 22, 2005 Views: 570 | RE: Jim Henderson What is wrong with you people! Why won't you like me? I have poured my heart and soul out to you and all I get is the cold shoulder. This is very upsetting. I must go lie down. I am Jim Henderson. |
Posted By: observant Posted On: Feb 22, 2005 Views: 550 | RE: Jim Henderson Drink a fifth of whiskey before you lay down and you'll be right as rain when you wake up a couple of days later. Works for me. Yeah, you're right, Joe. The moon is too far away but if I put springs on my shoes and jump real hard... |
Posted By: jackass Posted On: Feb 23, 2005 Views: 545 | RE: RE: Jim Henderson no no no the spring shoes never work you need a bow and arrow and a rope tie the rope to the arrow shoot the moon and just pull it to you duh |
Posted By: observant Posted On: Feb 23, 2005 Views: 532 | RE: Jim Henderson There, now see? That's what these message boards are all about, helping others. Thanks, jackass, I'll give it a try. |
Posted By: Denny Crane Posted On: Feb 23, 2005 Views: 529 | RE: Jim Henderson Denny Crane |
Posted By: Octopie Posted On: Feb 24, 2005 Views: 519 | RE: Jim Henderson Just wait a few decades and save your money. The moon will become a popular tourist destination. |