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Posted By: The Almighty Doer of Stuff

Posted On: Feb 24, 2005
Views: 1340
I had a dream last night.

I dreamt last night that a big yellow schoolbus was driving down my street, which is a dead end street ending in a marsh. It started driving past me, and I yelled "Hey, can I get on?" and Seth from Anal Cunt, who was driving the bus, opened the door and said "Sure, hop aboard!" I climbed on board and sat down. Seth hit the radio button and a live recording of Hitler Was A Sensitive Man started playing. (I've never actually heard a live recording of that song, if there even is one, but it was understood to be a live recording nevertheless.) Everyone started cheering. Seth gave a yell and slammed on the gas, and the bus hurtled down the street and through the marsh, running over the plants and through the mud. We reached the street at the far end of the marsh, and he drove on the sidewalk, swerving all over the place, smashing mailboxes, ruining lawns, and hitting a fat man in a red shirt who was trying to get out of the way. Everyone was cheering and whooping, having a great time partying with Seth. We reached the highway, and he put the bus in reverse and flew down the highway backwards. Everyone moved to the back of the bus to see what was going on behind/in front of us. We came to an onramp, and Seth drove off the ledge with a shout of "Yeah, watch this!" and landed back on the road. We drove a little further, hitting streetlights and cars, until I woke up. From the moment I got on the bus to the moment I woke up, I was having the greatest time of my life.

How should I interpret this dream?


Posted By: Joe

Posted On: Feb 24, 2005
Views: 1337
RE: I had a dream last night.

You should ask an Indian. Thay know all about that crap.


Posted By: Joe

Posted On: Feb 24, 2005
Views: 1330
RE: I had a dream last night.

Damn! I spelled they wrong i spelled thay. my bad!


Posted By: GayLord

Posted On: Feb 25, 2005
Views: 1321
RE: I had a dream last night.

I often have the same dream. Im standing naked in the sea, with the waste over my stomache. I look around and see that im at the beach in my hometown and there are loads of tourists on the beach. Then i return to looking out to sea whilst i masturbate into the salty sea water. I orgasm powerfully and enter a state of bliss.

What can this mean?


Posted By: Syrgot

Posted On: Feb 25, 2005
Views: 1312
RE: I had a dream last night.

Almighty Doer, you're asking what that means as if you think it's a premonition. I don't think that's quite the case though. That's not to say I know what the case is, or do i beleive that dreams are meaningless (cause I think theres a lot of meaning behind them) but I think you'rea alreaty looking a little too far into it trying to find something concrete.


Posted By: The Almighty Doer of Stuff

Posted On: Feb 25, 2005
Views: 1309
RE: I had a dream last night.

Well, I certainly hope it's not a premonition!
I just wanted to see what people think it might mean. I don't expect anything serious. It probably means I listen to Anal **** too much.


Posted By: Syrgot

Posted On: Feb 25, 2005
Views: 1305
RE: I had a dream last night.

I've had dreams about hanging out with Goldfinger a few times... I definitley listen to them too much... and dear sweet jesus does it break my heart that their new album is so abysmally horrible.


Posted By: Fran

Posted On: Feb 25, 2005
Views: 1302
RE: I had a dream last night.

Gaylord, it means you are a sick pervert.


Posted By: observant

Posted On: Feb 25, 2005
Views: 1297
RE: I had a dream last night.

Almighty Doer ,
I think it means you shouldn't eat spicy food right before bed.


Posted By: Joe

Posted On: Feb 25, 2005
Views: 1292
RE: I had a dream last night.

Hey why don't I just got and eat some hay. I can lay by the bay, make things out of clay, I just may, what'd ya say?


Posted By: observant

Posted On: Feb 25, 2005
Views: 1289
RE: I had a dream last night.

I say, what the hey? Try it for a day. Just stay out of peoples way.


Posted By: Joe

Posted On: Feb 25, 2005
Views: 1282
RE: I had a dream last night.

Then we could smoke pot
then get a shot
then get some more pot
which will be a lot
then we could buy something at save-a-lot!


Posted By: observant

Posted On: Feb 25, 2005
Views: 1277
RE: I had a dream last night.

Why not?
I'll give it a shot.
Unless it's too hot
I hope we don't get caught with the pot
I once bought pot from a hot girl named Dot
She used to smuggle it in her twat.
NOT!


Posted By: Joe

Posted On: Feb 25, 2005
Views: 1272
RE: I had a dream last night.

Hey we'll have a bash
then steal some cash
then go home and watch the show mash
then look in the trash!
the go back home to watch mash
then we could watch a porno were girls play in the grass!


Posted By: observant

Posted On: Feb 25, 2005
Views: 1267
RE: I had a dream last night.

To your house I will dash
OUCH! my foot just got a gash
and I think I lost a lash
let's smoke some hash while watching Mash
grass gives me a rash but I like it anyway so I'll bring my stash.


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