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| Posted By: Draggy Posted On: Feb 27, 2005 Views: 587 | Dragonmaster should host the Oscars With Joe's 1 through 17 as presenters. |
| Posted By: Big Daddy Posted On: Feb 27, 2005 Views: 579 | RE: Dragonmaster should host the Oscars "With Joe's 1 through 17 as presenters" I am the only one who thinks that sentence didn't make any sense? Does that mean like he presents the awards to people who win? If it does, I thought they pick different people to present for each award. |
| Posted By: Big Daddy Posted On: Feb 27, 2005 Views: 578 | RE: Dragonmaster should host the Oscars And if he presents every award, would that make him like the host of the show. That means dragonmaster is out of a much needed job for him. |
| Posted By: Snail manager Posted On: Feb 28, 2005 Views: 568 | RE: Dragonmaster should host the Oscars No dear god NO. It would be far too painful to watch DragonMaster host the oscars, he would mumble his lines and stare at the tits of every actress on stage then fall in love with them and attempt to follow them offstage. He would probably make some crappy attempt at humour, fail miserably and then hijack the show by debating the existence of dragons, try to let slip somewhere his irrelevant views on life. Then cap it all off by making some speech in gaelic about how he longs for his dear departed and asking everyone to translate it for him. After 3 hours of this ****e he would then be ripped apart by the losing nominees on stage for being so goddam fat. thats exactly what would happen, i know because im a good friend of Billy Crystal and thats what he told me during a 14 drinking binge in Las Vegas. |
| Posted By: Dragonmaster Posted On: Mar 6, 2005 Views: 487 | RE: Dragonmaster should host the Oscars Na, either Amy Lee or Beth would win everything. So it would not be quite as fake. |