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| Posted By: Buff-ay Posted On: Mar 15, 2005 Views: 1000 | Being Irish means... As the "High Holy" day (March 17 St Patty's Day) draws near...let us take some time to reflect: * you will never play professional basketball * you swear very well * at least one of your cousins holds political office * you think you sing very well * you have no idea how to make a long story short * you are very good at playing a lot of very bad golf * there isn't a huge difference between losing your temper and killing someone * much of your food was boiled * you have never hit your head on the ceiling * you spent a good portion of your childhood kneeling * you're strangely poetic after a few beers * you're poetic a lot * you will be punched for no good reason... a lot * some punches directed at you are legacies from past generations * your sister will punch you because your brother punched her * many of your sisters are Catherine, Elizabeth or Mary...and one is Mary Catherine Elizabeth * someone in your family is incredibly cheap and it is more than likely you * you don't know the words but that doesn't stop you from singing * you can't wait for the other guy to stop talking so you can start talking * "Irish Stew" is the euphemism for "boiled leftovers from the fridge" * you're not nearly as funny as you think you are, but what you lack in talent, you make up for in frequency * there wasn't a huge difference between your last wake and your last kegger party * you are, or know someone, named "Murph" and if you don't know Murph, then you know "Mac" and * if you don't know Murph or Mac, then you know "Sully" and you'll probably also know Sully McMurphy * you are genetically incapable of keeping a secret * your parents were on a first name basis with everyone at the local emergency room and last but not least... Being Irish means... * your attention span is so short that---oh, forget it. Enjoy your St. Patrick's Day!! |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: Mar 15, 2005 Views: 995 | RE: Being Irish means... my attention span must be horrible, cos i skipped to the end cos i got bored with it |
| Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Mar 15, 2005 Views: 994 | RE: Being Irish means... You could possibly have a huge head like Ted Kennedy does... |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: Mar 15, 2005 Views: 992 | RE: Being Irish means... i guess its kinda big, i used to head bang! yeah! i was kick ass! |
| Posted By: Buff-ay Posted On: Mar 15, 2005 Views: 988 | RE: Being Irish means... Or.. are you Irish? |
| Posted By: jo Posted On: Mar 15, 2005 Views: 986 | RE: Being Irish means... you forgot.... someone's always after yer lucky charms! |
| Posted By: Dragonmaster Posted On: Mar 15, 2005 Views: 974 | RE: Being Irish means... **** St. Patrick's Day. The story goes that St. Patrick chased all the poisonous snakes out of Ireland. There have never been those types of snakes in Ireland. The medifor is that those snakes reprosented Wiccans and other pagans. When we didn't leave he ordered to have all of us hung. So it should be a red holiday instead of green. Lets celebrate St. Hittlers day next. ****en assholes having holidays and don't even know the backgrounds with them. ****, my spelling is bad and I just ****ed off lots of people, all well, **** off. It's a anger induced rant. |
| Posted By: Gin Posted On: Mar 15, 2005 Views: 971 | RE: Being Irish means... Hey what have you got against leprechuans? They're so cute! |
| Posted By: Dragonmaster Posted On: Mar 15, 2005 Views: 968 | RE: Being Irish means... I've nothing against them. But how do you celebrate your country by promoting the destruction of it's history and peoples? |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: Mar 15, 2005 Views: 965 | RE: Being Irish means... id hang all the wiccans too because there so stupid! your not a wiccan, your a fucking idiot!!! noone is a wiccan, there all fucking idiots!!! you dont talk to god, you dont talk to satan, you dont heal SHIT!!!!! your just another fucking idiot who doesnt leave there house except for work, and you think its all ok cos your wiccan. NO MORE STUPID RELIGIOUS EXCUSES! Contribute to society! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! (scream) fuk! |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: Mar 15, 2005 Views: 964 | RE: RE: Being Irish means... *fuck sorry...anger induced rant ;) |
| Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Mar 15, 2005 Views: 960 | RE: Being Irish means... gee adam - chill out, say a prayer, burn some insence, say a chant, do some yoga, repeat after me...hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, there you go, breathe deep...in........out.....in.......out.....let it go...don't you feel better? |
| Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Mar 15, 2005 Views: 959 | RE: Being Irish means... (incense, sorry) |
| Posted By: adam*takin deep breaths* Posted On: Mar 15, 2005 Views: 956 | RE: Being Irish means... phew! thanks girluwant, how about a massage? sorry i just hate ppl who hate themselves and contribute nothing to anything and think its just soo ok.... especially hate wiccans...cos there all on the bandwagon...it isnt an established religion, one guy made this shat up and its the stupidest thing in the world....then a teen who doesnt like the way things are going...starts liking depressing music, reads into this retard sht...thinks it makes sense, tells a friend...then the infection spreads...so now we got all these ppl like the master of dragons... master dragon...its not ok to be liek the way you are! and noone should be like you ever! **how about that massage, girluwant, ive been working out** LOL |
| Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Mar 15, 2005 Views: 952 | RE: Being Irish means... Well, Adam, this may burst your opinion of me, but I sing on the Praise team at my church! I taught Sunday School for the kindergarten/1st grade class last summer, and I've gone to about 7 or 8 years of pretty intense bible study! |
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