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Posted By: Danimal Posted On: Mar 18, 2005 Views: 1501	Boxers/briefs & c. Tim: If you have to wear briefs when in business dress, that's necessity rather than preference. Personally, my preferred shirt is an unbuttoned Hawaiian, but on court days I have to wear a wifebeater, dress shirt and tie. Doesn't mean I like it. Them wifebeaters is itchy. (On the other hand, it is nice to come home and lounge around in them, demanding kitchen service from Ashley and pestering her to quit hanging around Joe Pesci.) I've never noticed whether package freedom is an issue in my dress slacks. I'll have to check. Not that it's a bad thing . . . it may help establish courtroom "presence." Sho: You crazy! Why not get crazier and start wearing Mormon drawers?
Posted By: Timothy Posted On: Mar 17, 2005 Views: 1509	Bah, (A S S) If by "best" you mean: All the nut-hugging discomfort of briefs combined with all the pants-leg-bunching of boxers then, yes, you'd be correct.
Posted By: Sho Posted On: Mar 16, 2005 Views: 1294	TMI, Tim. TMI. I actually think boxer briefs are the best of both worlds. Plus, the ladies like them.
Posted By: Timothy Posted On: Mar 16, 2005 Views: 739	You Know.... I sometimes wear boxers, and I sometimes wear briefs, but never boxerbriefs (for they are of the devil). Why? Because dress slacks don't hide the anatomy so well and some of mine do a bad job of this if it isn't packed away with the briefs. Which do I like better? Boxers, hands down, but both have a purpose.
Posted By: Brandon Posted On: Mar 16, 2005 Views: 737	Choose, dammit So what it ultimately boils down to is this: if you had to choose between the two, would you rather be loafing around in the hot sun with a bucket of limes and a case of icy cold Corona or sitting in stuffy bar sucking down second hand smoke and chugging the beer equivalent of used motor oil. Choose, good sir, but choose wisely.
Posted By: Danimal Posted On: Mar 15, 2005 Views: 735	AHEM, to continue my nitpicking... But my whole point is that I'm not "either a Corona person or a Guinness person." There is no simple binary division as with boxers and briefs. I've said it before and I'll keep saying it as long as Sparklit keeps me from voting repeatedly: I LIKE BOTH BEERS IN DIFFERENT SITUATIONS. So I find the choice between them impossibly silly. Here are two poll questions I would find easier to answer, and that demonstrate my dilemma: 1. Which is the best beer for sitting shirtless in the backyard on a 90 degree day with a bucket of ice and a pile of limes...Guinness or Corona? 2. Which is the best beer for hunching over a well-worn wooden table in a stuffy public house in mid-March, smoking too many cigarettes and eating too many greasy fries...Guinness or Corona? Now, when you analogize this poll to asking someone to "Name your top favorite bands," you mistake both your own question and my problem with it. See, if I was asked to name my top favorite beers, both Guinness and Corona would likely be on the list, and I'd be a whole lot less annoying right now.
Posted By: Brandon Posted On: Mar 15, 2005 Views: 735	Arrrgh Hey, they're in the same friggin' ballpark, what more do you want? Beer is beer. You're being nit-picky. People have these sort of arguments all the time. "Name your top favorite bands?" Well, from what genre, sub genres and eras? Whatever. I guess this is more of a "what sort of person are you type question ala Beatles vs. Elvis." You're either a Corona person or a Guinness person. Maybe it's just the season, but Corona people are in short supply around here.
Posted By: Danimal Posted On: Mar 15, 2005 Views: 759	Poopumption? But you ARE comparing two wildly different beverages! Just look at them, for chrissake. Maybe if you were asking us to rate MGD v. Bud, the Coke v. Pepsi analogy would work. But Corona v. Guinness is more like Kool Aid v. Clamato. As for boxers v. briefs, that might work if anybody actually liked both of them. But nobody wakes up and says "today, it shall be briefs." No. Either you like having your nuts hugged or you like to swing free. But I like both Kool Aid and Clamato, steak and ice cream, and Guinness and Corona. As for the greatest rock band, people actually can't quibble over that because it's the fawking Stones.
Posted By: Jackass Posted On: Mar 14, 2005 Views: 764	ASSumption! Ass-umption! This is a test. This is a test of Sparklit's potty-mouth detector. This is only a test. Poop. Ass. ****. Cock. ****. Mother****er. Dickscuker. Rimjob. Dork. Fornicate. Sex. ****. Urine. Jesus Juice. Tits. ****. ****head. ****er. ****ing. Out-****ing-standing. Fan-****ing-tastic. Jesus H. Christ. Butt. Booty hole. Dildo. Dick Assman. Poop. Pee. Doodie. Ca-ca. Pussy. Pussy-cat. Vagina. Hugh Hefner. Penis. Erection. Felch. Fart. Jack-off. Masturbate. Jerk off. Diarhea. Gas. Gas Panic. Labia. Scrotum. Bum. Bum-bum. Wanker. Punta. Snapper. Poopfest. Circle jerk. Buzz Bunny.
Posted By: Brandon Posted On: Mar 14, 2005 Views: 765	Call and response CORY: The poll is censoring your blasphemous comments? Serves you right, heretic! If Corona is the wee-wee of the gods, Guinness is most surely the doo-doo. DAN: It's not like I'm comparing two widely different beverages here, just beer. If people can quibble over the best rock band on Earth, Coke vs. Pepsi or boxers vs. briefs, Corona vs. Guinness is fair game. EVERYBODY ELSE: Corona rools, Guinness drools. I have full confidence that Corona will make a stunning, come from behind win in this poll. It's just a matter of time at this point.
Posted By: Timothy Posted On: Mar 14, 2005 Views: 759	I'm going to make an assumption... I'll bet that says umption. Dammit all to hell.
Posted By: Timothy Posted On: Mar 14, 2005 Views: 749	****assbitchtits****mother****er Did it take the topic? Or did it censor me?
Posted By: Danimal Posted On: Mar 14, 2005 Views: 756	Stupid! This is like comparing steak to watermelons. Both are food, I like 'em both, but I like them for different reasons and want them at different times. Can't reasonably say which is better. So...whiskey. I don't have to **** as much with whiskey.
Posted By: eatyourdamnpeas Posted On: Mar 14, 2005 Views: 753	mwah? Why would it censor **** (pee) and not ass? I don't get it.
Posted By: eatyourdamnpeas Posted On: Mar 14, 2005 Views: 685	what the ****? Why in ****ing hell is this goddamned thing censoring my ass posts?

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