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| Posted By: Milton Posted On: Mar 23, 2005 Views: 737 | I want my stapler back I told them if that I like the red swingline because it doesn't bind but then they took my stapler and I told them is they don't return my stapler I will burn the building down. |
| Posted By: Michael Bolton Posted On: Mar 24, 2005 Views: 724 | RE: I want my stapler back http://www.thinkgeek.com/cubegoodies/toys/61b7/ |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: Mar 24, 2005 Views: 715 | RE: I want my stapler back thank you, i thoroughly enjoyed the additional images of the Swingline and the action shots |
| Posted By: Bill Lumbergh Posted On: Mar 24, 2005 Views: 711 | RE: I want my stapler back Hey Milton, how's it going? I'm going to have to go ahead and ask you to move your desk as far back as you can. That would be great. Oh, and I'll just go ahead and take that stapler. Thanks. |
| Posted By: New CEO in DA house Posted On: Mar 24, 2005 Views: 698 | RE: I want my stapler back YO Bill- There's a new boss in da house! Looks like the Mob bought out the company and Milton is my right hand man- if ya know what I mean! We can't afford your 6 figure ass any more so, I am going to have to hack your head off and serve it to the rottwieler in da back office. The rest of your pathetic body will be shredded in the shredding machine in my office and spread in the same field where do-es tree guys beat the **** out of the copy machine. Thanks- Have a nice day! Buff-ay the Bill killer! hehehe! |
| Posted By: Bill Lumbergh Posted On: Mar 24, 2005 Views: 694 | RE: I want my stapler back Yea, I'm going to have to go ahead and disagree with you on this one. I'm not sure you are management material and you have been having some problems with your TPS report. |
| Posted By: Brick Top Polford Posted On: Mar 24, 2005 Views: 692 | RE: I want my stapler back You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. |
| Posted By: poop cookie Posted On: Mar 24, 2005 Views: 686 | RE: I want my stapler back I can eat pork faster than that. Me = 1, Porky = 0. I win. |