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| Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Mar 24, 2005 Views: 1296 | Michael Jackson This morning on the radio, I heard that among other magazines, Michael Jackson had these two in his porn collection: Over 50 Plump and Pretty (or something like that) I could just see Michael and "Tommy" talking on the phone: Michael: Hey, Tommy, what are you doing? Tommy: I'm just swimming at Grandma's. Michael: What is your grandma wearing? Tommy: I don't know... Michael: Let me talk to your Grandma. Ethel: Hi, Michael. Michael: Hey, Ethel. When is your birthday? Ethel: Friday. Michael: Let me talk to Tommy. Tommy: Yea... Michael: Hey, why don't we go to Lane Bryant's and pick out a new Teddy for your grandma's birthday. Tommy: Okay, that will be fun! Michael: See ya later! Bye! Tommy: Bye! |
| Posted By: Bob Dole (the original) Posted On: Mar 24, 2005 Views: 1295 | RE: Michael Jackson That's gross. You have issues. |
| Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Mar 24, 2005 Views: 1292 | RE: Michael Jackson ...no, Michael has issues...I was totally grossed out when they were spewing this on the radio! |
| Posted By: Buff-ay Posted On: Mar 24, 2005 Views: 1287 | RE: Michael Jackson Ha-Ha!! This is funny stuff! |
| Posted By: Snail Manager Posted On: Mar 24, 2005 Views: 1268 | RE: Michael Jackson Im deeply concerned over this whole trial, he's always protested (or influenced others to do so for him) how innocent and childlike he is and yet a lot of evidence seems to be pointing to something more darker and not at all innocent. Any sane person can see that he's a grown man with either major psychological problems or is attempting to a major deception (both of which are supported by all the crazy stuff he has done). I think he should be removed from society and placed either in prison or a nut house. |
| Posted By: galilamo Posted On: Mar 24, 2005 Views: 1255 | RE: Michael Jackson I'd like to see him fry just for being the freak that he is!!! |
| Posted By: gilly3 Posted On: Mar 24, 2005 Views: 1237 | RE: Michael Jackson Ya, he's crazy and he should probably be locked up... But MAN can he DANCE! |
| Posted By: BUB Posted On: Mar 24, 2005 Views: 1231 | RE: Michael Jackson HEY LAY OFF MICHAEL JACKSON HE IS AN AMAZING PERSON AND LOVES ALL CHILDREN! NOT IN THAT WAY! |
| Posted By: Dragonmaster Posted On: Mar 24, 2005 Views: 1227 | RE: RE: Michael Jackson Put him in a nut house. He used to be able to dance. He's all dried up now, kinda like a bleached prune. (snickers) |
| Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Mar 24, 2005 Views: 1225 | RE: Michael Jackson Bub - What do you base this on? It just seems that every couple of years a new accusation comes up. He is pretty freaky, dude! I remember the black Michael, and he seemed so cool in like, 1979... |
| Posted By: paul Posted On: Mar 24, 2005 Views: 1214 | RE: Michael Jackson No man should love children. |
| Posted By: Joe Posted On: Mar 24, 2005 Views: 1207 | RE: Michael Jackson Michael Jackson didn't do it man. Here is a video to prove it to you basihes! http://www.ebaumsworld.com/michael-jackson-never-copped-a-feel.html |
| Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Mar 24, 2005 Views: 1195 | RE: Michael Jackson Door bell: Ding, Dong! Ethel: Oh - Hi Tommy, Hi Michael! Tommy: Hi Grandma! We brought your birthday present a little early! Michael: Hi Ethel! Ethel: Michael, is that you? I didn't recognize you in your jammies! Come on in! Tommy: Grandma, open your present, Michael picked it out! Ethel: Michael, you're such a nice boy, wink, wink! Tommy: Open it, open it! Ethel: Okay! OH MY!!! A thong? How did you know that I wore thongs? Red and black, my favorite colors, too! What are these, pasties? LOL! Thank you. Tommy: Can we go skinny-dipping in your pool? Michael: Yea, that sounds fun! Ethel: Sure, I'll join you in a minute! Thanks again for the birthday present! ...to be continued...sorry, Bob Dole... |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: Mar 25, 2005 Views: 1182 | RE: Michael Jackson pasties? as in the food? i dont get how that ties in |
| Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Mar 25, 2005 Views: 1180 | RE: Michael Jackson adam - geez...pasties are those little tassle things that burlesque dancers put on their nipples! |
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