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Posted By: observant

Posted On: Apr 3, 2005
Views: 862
Hangover

Enybody know a good hangover cure? I'm feeling like crap today so I'm just gonna get drunk again and worry about the hangover tomorrow.


Posted By: Paul

Posted On: Apr 3, 2005
Views: 859
RE: Hangover

CURE
1. drink lots of water and try to puke out the alcohol that's still sitting in your stomach
2. eat something substantial with meat in it
3. sleep it off
4. have some coffee

PREVENTION
1. drink higher quality stuff
2. drink on an empty stomach, then stuff yourself when you are thoroughly drunk

That works pretty well for me...


Posted By: observant

Posted On: Apr 3, 2005
Views: 856
RE: Hangover

I went with the water and sleep options followed by a few beers. I'm feeling almost human again.


Posted By: Joe

Posted On: Apr 3, 2005
Views: 852
RE: Hangover

You suck observant! I have never got hangover. Because I have never drink beer, doesn't mean I haven't tried it before. But one time I got high with a shapie.
Oh my god... what I am I saying THINK OF THE CHILDREN JOE!


Posted By: observant

Posted On: Apr 3, 2005
Views: 849
RE: Hangover

Being a professional drunk takes a lot of time and money. I normally don't get hangovers but today was an exception. The beer is just to take the edge off of the bottle of Jack that I drank last night.
Beer is like gatorade to me. lol
WTF? I don't even know what I'm saying! THINK OF THE CHILDREN! BUY THEM SOME BOOZE TOO!!!


Posted By: Joe

Posted On: Apr 3, 2005
Views: 845
RE: Hangover

Yeah, I stop drinking because I kept my penis smaller. Now it is only 13inches. It is practically a dwarf. That’s why I stop drinking. I went to one of those help groups for small penises... they got mad at me and said 13inches isn't small. I don't mind them kicking me out, but they said I had a big penis when I didn't. They were just a bunch of bullies, I hyte them. I think they really t kick me out because I am Mexican and I wouldn't fix up their lawn for 3 dollars an hour, when the job only take a half hour.

THINK OF THE CHILDREN; TELL THEM WEARING A CONDOM IS LIKE WEARING A RAIN COAT IN THE SHOWER!


Posted By: observant

Posted On: Apr 3, 2005
Views: 836
RE: Hangover

13 inches! What are you, a pony? Good god man, I'll bet not even GirlUWant could deep throat that thing!

THINK OF THE CHILDREN! TELL THEM THAT BEING A CRACK WHORE IS OK!


Posted By: Joe

Posted On: Apr 3, 2005
Views: 824
RE: Hangover

Are you calling my penis big? And GirlUWant can’t put it in her mouth?

MAKE THE CHILDREN PERFORM SEX SEVICES TO KLINGONS!


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Apr 3, 2005
Views: 819
RE: Hangover

i was hungover today..

the best thing to do is have a few bottled waters ready for the next day and when you wake up feelin crappy, smoke a bowl...stay up for a bit and drink some of the waters, take a nap, and you will feel like a million bucks, everything is golden...except for the beer farts, which i have right now


Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: Apr 3, 2005
Views: 813
RE: Hangover

OMG! (blushes) That sounds pretty gross, actually! Thanks guys...


Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: Apr 3, 2005
Views: 812
RE: Hangover

Hi adam!


Posted By: MAC

Posted On: Apr 3, 2005
Views: 803
RE: Hangover

GirUWhant... you're a ****ing Slut. Blushing over beer farts, you are flat chested whore!


Posted By: MAC

Posted On: Apr 3, 2005
Views: 800
RE: Hangover

You are flat chested conservative whore!


Posted By: Joe

Posted On: Apr 4, 2005
Views: 788
RE: Hangover

CONSERVATIVE! Lets not say things we can't take now.


Posted By: Joe

Posted On: Apr 4, 2005
Views: 783
RE: Hangover

...oh yeah I forgot...

MAKE THE KIDS MAKE A NEW KIND OF OSCAR MYER WEINER, THAT SIZZLES WHEN COOK OR BOILED, AND THEN SQIRTS OUT A WHITE SUBSTANCE THAT TASTE OF SOMETHING SALTY AND SOUR WITH SPLASH OF CINNOM


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