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Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: Apr 20, 2005
Views: 1900
Dragonmaster makes the News!

Dragonmaster stuck in bathtub for five days
After his rescue, 21-year-old celebrates with Coke and a cigarette


The Associated Press
Updated: 1:55 p.m. ET April 18, 2005

West Virginia. - A 21-year-old man who lay trapped in his bathtub for five days toasted his rescue with a Coke and a cigarette.
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James Meadows “Dragonmaster” suffered slight dehydration even though he said he ran tap water to drink during the ordeal. He was released Sunday after being hospitalized for four days at Riverside Regional Medical Center.

Meadows said he drew a bath April 9 to nurse a sore tailbone, then was unable to climb out.
“I thought I’d get in the tub and soak,” he said. “I didn’t know I was going to soak for five days.”

He finally got help Wednesday when a neighbor’s grandson noticed newspapers piling up in his driveway and insisted his grandmother call Meadow’s family. Relatives found Dragonmaster naked in the bathroom.

After he was lifted to safety and donned a warm robe, Dragonmaster didn’t ask for food. He wanted one of his Parliament 100s and a Coke.
It wasn’t the first time Dragonmaster has been stuck in the bathtub, but his family plans to make sure it never happens again by adding railings and a tub chair to the bathroom.


Posted By: GirlUWant's Daughter

Posted On: Apr 20, 2005
Views: 1894
RE: Dragonmaster makes the News!

What the hell?

Hey...could you call me in sick for fourth hour? I kinda wasn't feeling well in third, so I came home.


Posted By: Bob Dole (the original)

Posted On: Apr 20, 2005
Views: 1892
RE: Dragonmaster makes the News!

Holy Crap! Is that for real??!!!! Dragonmaster really got stuck in the tub for 5 days??!!!


Posted By: Bob Dole (the original)

Posted On: Apr 20, 2005
Views: 1889
RE: Dragonmaster makes the News!

I just googled it. It wasn't Dragonmaster, it was a 75 year old woman. Shame on you GirlUWant for the hoax.


Posted By: DM friend

Posted On: Apr 20, 2005
Views: 1884
RE: Dragonmaster makes the News!

He smokes DJARUM BLACK CLOVES not positive on his spelling, just copy pasting from the E-mail.


Posted By: Vapor

Posted On: Apr 20, 2005
Views: 1882
RE: Dragonmaster makes the News!

that story sounds like a lie. i strongly doubt that Dragonmaster made the news.


Posted By: Maul

Posted On: Apr 20, 2005
Views: 1879
RE: Dragonmaster makes the News!

it sounds totally believable, except for one part: "21-year-old man". He is not a man.


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Apr 20, 2005
Views: 1869
RE: Dragonmaster makes the News!

obviously another of GUWs jokes, but lets pretend its true...LOL dm u loser!

djarum's are gross, smoke reds...cowboy killers, they really hit hte spot, anything else is just bogus


Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: Apr 20, 2005
Views: 1866
RE: Dragonmaster makes the News!

adam - do you smoke Marlboro Reds? I should have known!

Just curious, when is your birthday?


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Apr 20, 2005
Views: 1862
RE: Dragonmaster makes the News!

january 13th....why?


Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: Apr 20, 2005
Views: 1860
RE: Dragonmaster makes the News!

Just curious...I just wondered what sign you were! My daughter Faith's birthday is January 17.


Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: Apr 20, 2005
Views: 1856
RE: Dragonmaster makes the News!

DM Friend...highly suspicious...Dragonmaster announces his exit with trumpets, a microphone at the podium at the end of the red carpet, hotwings, chips and salsa, and black lady dancers in the background slapping each other on the ass, drives off in a Plymouth Acclaim Solar-Panel limousine, and then this mysterious friend appears...who is hoaxing now?...


Posted By: Mr Cranky

Posted On: Apr 20, 2005
Views: 1854
RE: Dragonmaster makes the News!

Pretty much every post DM made was a hoax. He'll be back if he hasn't already. I thought that DMs friend post was a fake because he always said he had no friends (that lived).


Posted By: DM Friend 2

Posted On: Apr 20, 2005
Views: 1848
RE: Dragonmaster makes the News!

i tickle his ball sac and he giggles uncontrolably until he pees


Posted By: Joe

Posted On: Apr 20, 2005
Views: 1842
RE: Dragonmaster makes the News!

I lick ocassaully toads. It is fun sometimes.


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