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| Posted By: Snrub Posted On: Apr 27, 2005 Views: 1277 | Prostate Question I have a question which I could easily do internet research for but its easier to ask here. Is the thing where you rub a guys prostate (yes rectally adam) to increase sexual pleasure for real? Has anyone tried it and found any difference? If I'm gonna get my missus to shove her finger up my butt I need a good case 'for' because she'll be heading up the 'against' side. |
| Posted By: Snail Posted On: Apr 27, 2005 Views: 1275 | RE: Prostate Question I havent tried it (yet) but as far as i know it's for real. Ever have a satisfying ****? |
| Posted By: Snail Posted On: Apr 27, 2005 Views: 1274 | RE: Prostate Question S**t |
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| Posted By: rox Posted On: Apr 27, 2005 Views: 1252 | RE: Prostate Question hey, snail,shit :P |
| Posted By: Snail Posted On: Apr 27, 2005 Views: 1250 | RE: Prostate Question Hey Rox, do you kiss you mother with that mouth? ;-P |
| Posted By: Bob Dole Posted On: Apr 27, 2005 Views: 1245 | RE: Prostate Question Puerto Ricans! LOL!!! |
| Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Apr 27, 2005 Views: 1239 | RE: Prostate Question Sorry, I'm sure that I'm going to look totally clueless, but where is your prostrate? I read in Cosmo that the area between the nut sack and the anus is very sensitive. My ex-boyfriend would go nuts if you glided your finger across that, but I don't ever remember my ex-husband being sensitive there at all. Personally, I would never place my fingers up someone's butt, nor would I allow someone to do that to me! |
| Posted By: The Almighty Doer of Stuff Posted On: Apr 27, 2005 Views: 1233 | RE: Prostate Question re Italian joke: It's no arms or one arm, not one arm shorter than the other. |
| Posted By: Kinky Bastard Posted On: Apr 27, 2005 Views: 1208 | RE: Prostate Question The finger up the ass thing really depends on the guy. It has to do with your own style. Its not even the prostate that you have to get, its just the added tension in your pleasure zones that adds to the expierence. It makes you ejaculate a lot more intensley and feels different, I think it feels good but some guy might think it feels unpleasnt. |
| Posted By: syrgot Posted On: Apr 27, 2005 Views: 1201 | RE: Prostate Question I think it works both ways. My ex-girlfriend always like a finger up her ass while i was going down on her. |
| Posted By: Paul Posted On: Apr 27, 2005 Views: 1198 | RE: Prostate Question i only put my finger up my ass once. It was all squishy inside and it hurt sticking it in cause it was too tight and dry. I don't get how shoving anything in there would bring pleasure. |
| Posted By: Snrub Posted On: Apr 28, 2005 Views: 1194 | RE: Prostate Question Sorry GUW, I think its like a gland or something thats where your peep tube and cum tube join. If you stick a finger up a mans butt and rub the front of the rectum you can stimulate the prostate which is supposed to be different or better or something. |
| Posted By: The Almighty Doer of Stuff Posted On: Apr 28, 2005 Views: 1188 | RE: Prostate Question Syrgot, isn't your ex-girlfriend a Mormon? |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: Apr 28, 2005 Views: 1187 | RE: Prostate Question a joke was posted a long time ago by either Snail or Snrub, i think it was snrub...it went like this: Q: If u had a donkey, I had a rooster, and your donkey ate my roosters legs, what would u have? A: Two feet of my cock in your ass. LOL i laughed so hard at that one! i told everyone i know and everyone thinks its hilarious oodles of thanks to the one that posted it |
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