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Posted By: Snail

Posted On: May 3, 2005
Views: 606
Double entendres

here is some slips on UK tv, some are a little "racy" so please be offended if your into that sort of thing:

Chris Tarrant discussing the first Millionaire winner Judith Keppel on This Morning: "She was practising fastest finger first by herself in bed last night."

Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."

Jack Burnicle was talking about Colin Edwards' tyre choice on World Superbike racing: "Colin had a hard on in practice earlier, and I bet he wished he had a hard on now."

Winning Post's Stewart Machin commentating on jockey Tony McCoy's formidable lead: "Tony has a quick look between his legs and likes what he sees."

Ross King discussing relays with champion runner Derek Redmond: "Well Derek, tell us about your amazing third leg."

Cricketer Neil Fairbrother hit a single during a Durham v Lancashire match, inspiring Bobby Simpson to observe: "With his lovely soft hands he just tossed it off."

Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69."

The new stand at Doncaster race course took Brough Scott's breath away..."My word," he said, "look at that magnificent erection."

Willie Carson was telling Claire Balding how jockeys prepare for a big race when he said: "They usually have four or five dreams a night about coming from different positions."

Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on Time Team Live said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."

A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them .... Oh my god!!!!! What have I just said?!!!!"

Metro Radio - "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

Ted Walsh- Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."

Pat Glenn- Weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"



Posted By: adam

Posted On: May 3, 2005
Views: 598
RE: Double entendres

theres a girl that works at a Baymont in milwaukee that is hot as hell and she is from Bulgaria, my brother always flirts with her and then we just found out she is my age...


Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: May 4, 2005
Views: 584
RE: Double entendres

adam - what does that have to do with the price of tea in China?


Posted By: Snrub

Posted On: May 4, 2005
Views: 580
RE: Double entendres

adam, what is her snatch like - good?


Posted By: adam

Posted On: May 4, 2005
Views: 577
RE: Double entendres

GUW - i saw the word bulgaria and i decided to tell

snrub - im guessing its very hairy...


Posted By: Snrub

Posted On: May 4, 2005
Views: 567
RE: Double entendres

Mmmm, hairy is good!


Posted By: adam

Posted On: May 4, 2005
Views: 565
RE: Double entendres

i guess...if your from the outback


Posted By: pervert

Posted On: May 6, 2005
Views: 550
RE: Double entendres

I like double penetrations better.


 

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