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Posted By: John Baylor & Little BoPeep

Posted On: May 6, 2005
Views: 957
Turkadelish Panokies

oh no its the invasion of the turkadelish panokies! what shall we do?


Posted By: John baylor & Little BoPeep

Posted On: May 6, 2005
Views: 954
RE: Turkadelish Panokies

I am John baylor, a very strong soldier indeed. This is my princess, Little BoPeep. The Turkadelish Panokies are advancing and have killed my BoPeep's sheep. They are aggravating little things. I slice them with my mighty sword!! The universe shall prevail against the Turkadelish Panokies!!

Now excuse me, today has been a bad day, and tomorrow will be alot tougher. I need to release my manginal fluids. Come with me Little BoPeep, and bring your staff!!


Posted By: Little BoPeep

Posted On: May 6, 2005
Views: 953
RE: Turkadelish Panokies

Listen to my husband! Hear his war cry!


Posted By: John Baylor

Posted On: May 6, 2005
Views: 952
RE: Turkadelish Panokies

Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah!
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!
Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh!
Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah!

...and so on for 2 hours...


Posted By: Steve retard

Posted On: May 6, 2005
Views: 947
RE: Turkadelish Panokies

EHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! eeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! ehhhhhhhhhh ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooo!! nooooooooooo!!!! heh heeeehhhhhh eh ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

heh


Posted By: adam

Posted On: May 6, 2005
Views: 945
RE: Turkadelish Panokies

LOL

john baylor i salute you!


oh no no no steve its ok steve, steve, no no steve you will be ok, there is no little bopeep...this is a bad dream your going to be ok!
*whipes droll off steves mouth*
stop it steve before i beat you!




Posted By: John Baylor & Little BoPeep

Posted On: May 6, 2005
Views: 943
RE: Turkadelish Panokies

Please! Have you no mercy!? How am I going to rest with that retard moaning like a dying Panokie!? Have you no shame? Have you no pride? Have you no care?


Posted By: Cheech

Posted On: May 7, 2005
Views: 928
RE: Turkadelish Panokies

Wow, Man! Could you pass the pipe over here?


Posted By: John Baylor

Posted On: May 7, 2005
Views: 923
RE: Turkadelish Panokies

Last night a Panokie stole another one of my Bopeep's sheep! I sprang out of my tent with my chest muscles baring! Only to find 3 peices of the sheep left. Where is the 4th peice you say? Those Turkadelish Panokies probably brought it back to the Rainbow Gathering and made cute little sandals out of it. After a proper burial, I put my fluctuating chest muscles back in my shirt and ran for the hills! I was halfway when I realized I may never return to Little BoPeep. I went back for another shafting from her royal staff.

Upon reaching the top of the hill, clouds of smoke arouse from the Rainbow Gathering! What were they doing? Signaling? A couple Turkadelish Panokies were running in circles, there clothes torn off, there bodys whiter than white. I could not bare to look! I ran full speed into the Rainbow Gathering with my mighty sword in hand!

With one swipe of the mightiest sword on planet Buttercheeks, I was able to take out 3 Panokies and an almost toothless man named "Smiles". One more swipe took out 2 more Panokies and a general named Mushroom Mike! Victory was in sight! I shall return to Little BoPeep. As I took my 3rd swing I missed my target and lost my balance, throwing my body accidently into a tent.

The tent was living quarters for 3 Panokies and another general named Gen. Glandular Resin. He immediately signaled for the other Panokies to hold down my limbs as if I was about to be tortured. My very large chest muscles fluctuated out of my shirt and I started bellow large yodels for BoPeep to hear across the mountains.

I was in trouble. One more panokie entered the tent and threw something at the great Gen. Grandular. The panokie that threw it at him came over to me put something in my nose and it burned my brain. My mouth went wide with screams! Just then, Grandular took what he had gotten from his minion Panokie, and put it in my mouth! It did not taste like anything at all, and they said I was free to go!

I started out of the tent and a panokie rubbed on my manginal sac! I roared at her. I guess it was a "her" for she had long hair, although dirty, and wore a disgusting colorless dress. I pushed her away and yelled, that I must leave. I am married to Little BoPeep!

Running through the Rainbow Gathering I felt that I was being choked by my armor. It felt so heavy! I through my armor and ran home in my loin cloth. I get home and Little BoPeep was crying! Crying?! I asked her why. She looked up at me. Her eye! It was moving! Around her face! It went from where it was on the right, down to the chin, then up next to the left one!

Little Bopeep! What has happened!? She said, "Hear me John Baylor, there is nothing wrong". Just then her skull opened up and her brain started to float out of her head! I was so scared my mangina started to drain all over Little BoPeep.

"John!, What is the matter with you!?", she screamed as her brain exploded in the air. "You peed on me!"

I started to flex my chest muscles and they started to bleed! Not just a little bit. I was losing blood! It was gushing like a river! I screamed in agony! The blood seemed to fill my eyes and fill the countryside. I fell down to the floor quivering like a a Whitetail Deer that has had its back broken. Screaming, pleading for mercy! My cheeks spread and spewed out the nasty brown stuff all over the floor and myself! What is going on! Ahhh!!! I vomited and it was stange colors and shortly after doing so I was starting to feel better!

I shall come back someday to the Rainbow Gathering and avenge myself. I shall come back when I am ready!!!

...more to come of my Adventures of John Baylor & Little BoPeep, if you want...


Posted By: John Baylor

Posted On: May 7, 2005
Views: 921
RE: Turkadelish Panokies

I am sorry, I spelt threw wrong!


Posted By: adam

Posted On: May 7, 2005
Views: 920
RE: Turkadelish Panokies

LOL ummmmm

yeah i wanna hear more!


Posted By: jackass

Posted On: May 7, 2005
Views: 916
RE: Turkadelish Panokies

I'll second that notion

all those in favor say I


Posted By: Steve retard

Posted On: May 7, 2005
Views: 913
RE: Turkadelish Panokies

dooooooonnnt


Posted By: adam

Posted On: May 7, 2005
Views: 911
RE: Turkadelish Panokies

steve!! what did i say!? huh steve? steve
*whack*
stop it steve!


Posted By: steve retard

Posted On: May 7, 2005
Views: 903
RE: Turkadelish Panokies

owowww oww ow


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