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| Posted By: Odd Todd Posted On: May 15, 2005 Views: 677 | FIRST! YEAH! BOYEEE!!! |
| Posted By: Luna 1985 Posted On: May 15, 2005 Views: 674 | RE: FIRST! Second!!!!!!! I would've chosen the Car thru a supermarket one if it was a mall instead. Be like the Blues Bros or something. Also a sledgehammer would be fun for somethin too. :D |
| Posted By: no_one Posted On: May 15, 2005 Views: 657 | RE: FIRST! Hmm...guess I'm special heh. I chose the swordfight with a giant bug. For some reason physical exertion like that with another entity really really helps to disperse anger. |
| Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: May 15, 2005 Views: 634 | RE: FIRST! I picked the sword fight too! When I was a kid, I would pick ticks off of my dog, put them in the sink and then put crystal draino on them and hope that they were like chemically burning themselves to death! Why did I do that? Flushing them down the toilet would have done the trick! I must have been mad at them for getting on my dog... |
| Posted By: Snrub Posted On: May 15, 2005 Views: 630 | RE: FIRST! Thats pretty damn mad GirlUWant!!! |
| Posted By: Chilli Bob Posted On: May 16, 2005 Views: 581 | RE: FIRST! I go the bug too. It's only fun if they can fight back. |
| Posted By: jimi hedrix Posted On: May 16, 2005 Views: 566 | RE:FIRST yeah bugs is cool; |
| Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: May 16, 2005 Views: 558 | RE: FIRST! I really liked my dog and I think I was just afraid that if I flushed the tick, somehow he might still survive and make more little tick babies that came and landed on my dog. I really don't like ticks. We seem to a lot of them in Oklahoma! Seed ticks are the worst. My then dog, was a Sheltie and he had such thick long hair that it was hard to find them on him, and this back in the early eighties before Advantage (yea for that stuff!) but one time he got seed ticks and he ticks all over him, they looked clustered like grapes. I freaked out and didn't go to work that day. I took him to the vet and they charged me a fortune to get those things off of my dog, plus they totally hacked up his hair. Ticks suck! LOL! That is funny because that is all ticks do...suck blood! |
| Posted By: Paul Posted On: May 17, 2005 Views: 492 | RE: FIRST! yuck. When I was younger we had a dog with literally hundreds of fleas. In fact, our whole house was infested, whenever my friends came over they would complain later about the itching. Obsessively cleaning the house and bathing the dog didn't help (at that time there were no effective flea medications/soaps). Finally we had her put to sleep, and that was that. |
| Posted By: Snrub Posted On: May 17, 2005 Views: 485 | RE: FIRST! You put a dog to sleep because of fleas, thats bull shit. |
| Posted By: BakaKage Posted On: May 18, 2005 Views: 467 | RE: FIRST! thats like killing a guy cuz he cant get rid of his crabs |
| Posted By: cuppajane Posted On: May 19, 2005 Views: 460 | RE: FIRST! dude, your post makes wayyyyyy more sense now! "Throwing a big rock through a plate glass window... ... if it was a preschool and there were three-year-olds making stupid faces in the window. Taking baseball bat to a new car... ... if there was an old man in there with a difibrilator and pacemaker. Taking a shotgun to a bunch of old computers... ... if they were the ones at my office. Spraying a flamethrower all over the outside of an empty barn... ... if the barn was full of livestock and kids. Using a wrecking ball at an old building... ... if it was full of people and the couldn't leave because they were retarded and the emergency exits were locked. Using a machine gun in an empty mall... ... if it was full of 12-15 year old girls. Driving a car through a supermarket... ... if it was full of fat ass moms and their screaming toddlers. Catapulting a flaming boulder into a full parking lot... ... if it were full... of people. Fighting a giant bug with a sword... ... a sword that was actually a grenade laucher. Setting explosives under a cornfield and blowing up the cornfield... ... if the explosives were nuclear and the cornfield was a circus." |