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| Posted By: Paul Posted On: May 16, 2005 Views: 741 | Poll needs less emptiness I would pick: Throwing a big rock through a plate glass window... ... if it was a preschool and there were three-year-olds making stupid faces in the window. Taking baseball bat to a new car... ... if there was an old man in there with a difibrilator and pacemaker. Taking a shotgun to a bunch of old computers... ... if they were the ones at my office. Spraying a flamethrower all over the outside of an empty barn... ... if the barn was full of livestock and kids. Using a wrecking ball at an old building... ... if it was full of people and the couldn't leave because they were retarded and the emergency exits were locked. Using a machine gun in an empty mall... ... if it was full of 12-15 year old girls. Driving a car through a supermarket... ... if it was full of fat ass moms and their screaming toddlers. Catapulting a flaming boulder into a full parking lot... ... if it were full... of people. Fighting a giant bug with a sword... ... a sword that was actually a grenade laucher. Setting explosives under a cornfield and blowing up the cornfield... ... if the explosives were nuclear and the cornfield was a circus. |
| Posted By: krisbish96 Posted On: May 16, 2005 Views: 727 | RE: Poll needs less emptiness "Spraying a flamethrower all over the outside of an empty barn... ... if the barn was full of livestock and kids." Well then it wouldn't be an empty barn would it, and that puts it out of the option grid. "Using a machine gun in an empty mall... ... if it was full of 12-15 year old girls." Again this falls into the same category as above... "Fighting a giant bug with a sword... ... a sword that was actually a grenade laucher." Well then it wouldn't be a sword, now would it...geez. "Setting explosives under a cornfield and blowing up the cornfield... ... if the explosives were nuclear and the cornfield was a circus." Well I suppose the explosive's could be nuclear, but a cornfield cannot not be a circus. It would have made more sense to say if a circus was being held on the cornfield. Please use your brain next time you decide to reply. Though I will give you credit, at least half of the statments could have happened, but either way you are a sick demented individual and I suggest you seek anger management counceling before trying any one of the above. |
| Posted By: Joe Posted On: May 16, 2005 Views: 723 | RE: Poll needs less emptiness Screw that. I say go out and do all of your ideas. None of them seem too extreme to me. |
| Posted By: Bakakage Posted On: May 16, 2005 Views: 718 | RE: Poll needs less emptiness "Using a machine gun in an empty mall... ... if it was full of 12-15 year old girls." Who thinks that paul got rejected a LOT in school? (if he isn't currently still in school) The age he picked seemed to show that he has a strong dislike towards young teenage girls...and in the desire to kill them likely he was ritually picked on all through school and wants the girls to pay for not dating him. Anyone else agree? |
| Posted By: cuppajane Posted On: May 16, 2005 Views: 715 | RE: Poll needs less emptiness i think you might be right. but then does that mean he was held down by a bunch of clowns while elephants fondled him with their trunks? or maybe he got rejected by the fat bearded lady? paul? relationship with your parents? good? bad? nonexistent? |
| Posted By: Paul Posted On: May 16, 2005 Views: 713 | RE: Poll needs less emptiness It's so dense in here I can hardly breathe. |
| Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: May 16, 2005 Views: 710 | RE: Poll needs less emptiness I guess you are okay messing with the car and the old dude, because nobody said anything about that...lol |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: May 16, 2005 Views: 705 | RE: Poll needs less emptiness "cornfield cannot not be a circus." so...it can be then??? |
| Posted By: Bakakage Posted On: May 16, 2005 Views: 696 | RE: Poll needs less emptiness This just disturbs me...when reading through pauls "better ideas" for this, it seems extremely juvenile. Like the ideas a grade school boy might come up with. (just picture little kids and thier comebacks "uhh....YOUR MOM" [full of fat moms and their screaming kids]) Yet he says "if they are the computers from my office" meaning he is an adult? I think the comments about little kids making faces are due to him feeling insecure that those kids might actually rival his maturity level. making faces at someone is about the same as saying you wanna take a grenade launcher at them. Severly lacking in intelligence. |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: May 16, 2005 Views: 693 | RE: Poll needs less emptiness i have no care, and we shouldnt pick apart things becaue that is annoying, unless its worthy, or unless its jamesmaster |
| Posted By: Paul Posted On: May 16, 2005 Views: 666 | RE: Poll needs less emptiness Krisidiot: "Well then it wouldn't be an empty barn would it, and that puts it out of the option grid." "Using a machine gun in an empty mall... ... if it was full of 12-15 year old girls." Again this falls into the same category as above... Notice my topic title, moron. "Fighting a giant bug with a sword... ... a sword that was actually a grenade laucher." Well then it wouldn't be a sword, now would it...geez. "Setting explosives under a cornfield and blowing up the cornfield... ... if the explosives were nuclear and the cornfield was a circus." Well I suppose the explosive's could be nuclear, but a cornfield cannot not be a circus. It would have made more sense to say if a circus was being held on the cornfield. Thanks for pointing out the obvious. Bakakage: My comments are just a spin off of OT's poll subjects. Can you honestly tell me that "Taking baseball bat to a new car" is not juvenile? Come on. "Severly" lacking in intelligence. If you're going to make a degrading remark about my intelligence, could you at least pretend that you're in a position to make that remark? |
| Posted By: Kahn!!!!! Posted On: May 17, 2005 Views: 636 | RE: Poll needs less emptiness do people actually find joy in dissecting everyone's posts to find how many inconsistancies and spelling errors there are, and then pretending they're superior? jeez |
| Posted By: Superior Spellcheck v3.0 Posted On: May 17, 2005 Views: 631 | RE: Poll needs less emptiness do should be capitalized. Inconsistancies is spelled inconsistencies. jeez should be capitalized and some form of punctuation should be at the end. Spellcheck complete. Continue from the top? |
| Posted By: Paul Posted On: May 17, 2005 Views: 629 | RE: Poll needs less emptiness Normally I don't give a crap but they started it. |