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| Posted By: cuppajane Posted On: May 19, 2005 Views: 1193 | how TK got suspended...GO! doin' the dirty sanchez behind the bleachers with the captain of the wrestling team |
| Posted By: Snrub Posted On: May 19, 2005 Views: 1187 | RE: how TK got suspended...GO! Caught masturbating in the girls toilets. |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: May 19, 2005 Views: 1183 | RE: how TK got suspended...GO! caught masturbating in the boys room |
| Posted By: The Almighty Doer of Stuff Posted On: May 19, 2005 Views: 1178 | RE: how TK got suspended...GO! Placed a severed moose penis in somebody's lunch. |
| Posted By: Joe Posted On: May 19, 2005 Views: 1167 | RE: how TK got suspended...GO! He got caught masterbating into the ceasar salad in the lunchroom. |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: May 19, 2005 Views: 1164 | RE: how TK got suspended...GO! when he confronted the girl he was obssessed with at school, she freaked out and hit him, leading to his uncontrolable tantrum where he accidently scratched the sht out of a nearby teacher in his wild rage |
| Posted By: cuppajane Posted On: May 19, 2005 Views: 1159 | RE: how TK got suspended...GO! he wishfully "hacked" the school servers and sent porno pix of the principal and the cheerleader coach engaging in less than adequate frivolities in the cafeteria walk-in fridge |
| Posted By: Joe Posted On: May 19, 2005 Views: 1157 | RE: how TK got suspended...GO! He went to prom dressed as a french maid and brought his blow-up dolled dressed up to look like Huckleberry Finn. |
| Posted By: Bakakage Posted On: May 19, 2005 Views: 1153 | RE: how TK got suspended...GO! Offered a teacher $5000 for sex or for a good grade. |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: May 20, 2005 Views: 1148 | RE: how TK got suspended...GO! when he got to school, he was feeling cramps. by 3rd hour his stomach hurt. during 5th hour he wasnt sure what was happening til it was too late. he filled the garbage can in the classroom |
| Posted By: Bill Gates Posted On: May 20, 2005 Views: 1135 | RE: how TK got suspended...GO! you people are giving him way too much credit. He got suspended for being a n***er. |
| Posted By: TK Posted On: May 20, 2005 Views: 1117 | RE: how TK got suspended...GO! okay, let me tell you how i REALLY got suspended- this dude, alex, and his 3 friends were tormenting me throughout all of gym class. they just wouldnt stop. i hate them. alex punched me in the face, then the gym teacher broke it up. alex got sent to jail for assault, and suspended for 2 weeks. i got suspended too, even though i never did anything wrong. the principal hates me. i hate him. in the past, he has suspended me for things not worth being suspended for. so, thats my story. if we werent in school, i would have broken his neck. d@mn him! |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: May 20, 2005 Views: 1114 | RE: how TK got suspended...GO! you already told us that same story, you ass |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: May 20, 2005 Views: 1113 | RE: how TK got suspended...GO! he tried to touch alex in a bad way in the locker room, and alex just couldnt take it anymore, you have pushed him far enough, he will stand no more. so he hit him, and told the teacher, now TK is suspended those arent your genitalia to fondle |
| Posted By: Joe Posted On: May 20, 2005 Views: 1111 | RE: how TK got suspended...GO! He was caught eating all the urinal cakes out of the bathrooms |
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