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| Posted By: cuppajane Posted On: May 24, 2005 Views: 1250 | ask Dr. Phil Dr. Phil, I'm a little confused about this "get real" weight. How come we are all fatasses and you are at your "get real" weight? Love your show and Robin is such a doll! ;) |
| Posted By: Syrgot Posted On: May 24, 2005 Views: 1249 | RE: ask Dr. Phil I'm truly hoping that "Love your show" thing was a joke... you do know that that isn't the real Doctor Phil...... right? |
| Posted By: cuppajane Posted On: May 24, 2005 Views: 1247 | RE: ask Dr. Phil hence the ;) |
| Posted By: Dr Phil Posted On: May 24, 2005 Views: 1240 | RE: ask Dr. Phil That is easy. It is called a double standard. My 'Get Real' weight involves pizza, twinkies, 22 oz T-bones with all the fixin's, and double-digit scoops of ice cream. That's because I get real...real hungry. Don't you eat this way though. If you eat like this, you are a fatass loser that will die in a year pennyless and with no friends. It is time for you to get real and start buying my books and merchandise. You need to learn willpower and you need to say no to the extra helpings of mash potatoes and apple pie, then pass them on down to me. |
| Posted By: cuppajane Posted On: May 24, 2005 Views: 1234 | RE: ask Dr. Phil Dr. Phil, you devote a number of your shows to life strategies yet you never mention scientology as a good method. Tom Cruise along with a number of his peers have flocked to this dominion of a money grubbing religion and they say they could not have success in life without L. Ron Hubbard. Now that you're a hollywood elitist, how come you haven't gone scientologist? |
| Posted By: Dr Phil Posted On: May 24, 2005 Views: 1225 | RE: ask Dr. Phil There are two main reasons. The first being Scientology is a cult and have you ever seen any male cult member that didn't look like a sissy? I'm no sissy. I played college ball. Secondly, and more importantly, The only money grubbing religion I am involved with is the church of Dr. Phil's bank account. Did I mention I have a 24oz coffee mug available with my name on it?($15.99, item 452) Think how nice it would be to have a big 24oz mug filled with some hot chocolate, whipped cream, and more than a little whiskey. A couple of those and some GHB and you're in for a fun night. |
| Posted By: Syrgot Posted On: May 24, 2005 Views: 1221 | RE: ask Dr. Phil My dad invented a diet. It's called the burbon, steak, and ice cream diet. With the proper excercise schedule (sitting in front of a computer 8 hours a day, and sleeping for 12), you'll gain all the weight in the world. |
| Posted By: Dr Phil Posted On: May 24, 2005 Views: 1218 | RE: ask Dr. Phil One thing I can tell you, with enough Bourbon you don't really need to bother with the other two. |
| Posted By: cuppajane Posted On: May 24, 2005 Views: 1216 | RE: ask Dr. Phil So, I have also been wondering, Dr. Phil, you seem to wear quite a bit of make-up on your head and you also have a moustache. I was reading up on your life strategies and personality types (I need all the help I can get!) and I can't help but wonder, are you and Robin "posers"? Please, Dr. Phil, no disrespect intended but enlighten me to your superior ways. Poser Personality Posers might as well be mannequins in a department store display. They act in the most superficial manner imaginable. They behave as if stupidity were a virtue and superficiality divine. Their goal is to look better than you and make sure you know it. They spend most of their time striking poses and using phony self-criticisms to elicit compliments. Trying to make a Poser feel secure is like trying to fill a bottomless pit. Because they insist on engaging the world superficially, Posers create an experience devoid of genuineness and intimacy. To find out if you're a Poser, answer these questions: 1. Do you always wear makeup when you leave your house? 2. Is your closet full of only designer labels? 3. Do you make sure you hold your designer purse with the label facing OUT at all times? 4. When you walk into a room, do you check to see if you look better than everyone else? 5. Would you rather be caught dead than seen in clothes from discount department stores? 6. Do you make friends based on their money, connections and prestige to make you look good? |
| Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: May 25, 2005 Views: 1200 | RE: ask Dr. Phil Dr Phil - bald men are sexy, don't you agree? Who are some of your favorite bald men? Don't you also think that all bald men should have some facial hair? |
| Posted By: Bob Dole Posted On: May 25, 2005 Views: 1196 | RE: ask Dr. Phil What's this fascination with bald guys? You know, Bob Dole is bald. What do you think about that? |
| Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: May 25, 2005 Views: 1193 | RE: ask Dr. Phil Like as in you, or just the real one? If a guy has the right look for it, like Vin Diesel, then it is so sexy. Some guys couldn't pull it off...like...Conan O'Brien, he wouldn't be sexy bald, plus that little flip thing in his hair gives him so much personality. I don't know, I just like them! |
| Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: May 25, 2005 Views: 1185 | RE: ask Dr. Phil So are you telling me the real one wears a rug, or what, come on... Eisenhower was pretty bald and made it on the dime! |
| Posted By: Dr. Phil Posted On: May 25, 2005 Views: 1184 | RE: ask Dr. Phil Jane, I don't really understand where that question came from but I would say no, we are not posers. Robin is just your typical high-profile depressed housewife that does her best to hide it. I would say she is fairly well-balanced. On the page you are referring to, I say you may need to create your own category and my category is damn near perfect. I'll go through my Poser quiz you posted to show you how to answer honestly. #1. No. I only wear make-up for the show. I make sure my head is shined up really good because it is absolutely magnificent to look at. #2 Yes. #3 I won't touch my wife's purse with a broom handle let alone have my own. I'm not a sissy. #4 No. I'm rich. I am powerful. When I say jump people jump. I have a great head. But who's kidding who? I am not a good looking guy. I have the moustache of an 80's porn star. #5 Yes. #6 No. I base my friendship on how much people kiss my size 42 ass. If you haven't already ordered it, be sure to read my 'Life Strategies' book to help you fix your damaged personality. Are bald men sexy? No. I think baldness is something most men (not me) should be ashamed of and they should hide it whenever possible. Unless you have a perfect specimen of a head (like me), the world doesn't want to look at your chrome dome. You are scaring small children. Stay indoors or cover up gentlemen. Facial hair in bald men is a sign of impotence and mental illness, effecting 99% of all bald men with facial hair (I'm in the 1%). |
| Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: May 26, 2005 Views: 1175 | RE: ask Dr. Phil Dr Phil - all bald men should spend extra time outdoors so that their dome gets a nice tan! Open that sunroof and let the sun shine off it. Can you imagine Jessie Ventura with no facial hair? Come on...Vin Diesel can get away with no facial hair at times, but he looks sexier and more gay with it. Are you by any chance friends with Christopher Lowell? If you are, please tell him to just go ahead and shave off the rest of his head, because he would way better that way, although he doesn't turn me on, because I think he likes dudes. |
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