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| Posted By: Cook-ays Posted On: Jun 4, 2005 Views: 607 | Cook-ays THE COOK-AYS... At an airport one night With several long hours Before her flight. She hunted for a book In an airport shop,-ays And found a place to drop. She was engrossed in her book But happened to see, That the man sitting beside her, As bold as could be, Grabbed a cook-ay or two From the bag in between, Which she tried to ignore To avoid a scene. So she munched the cook-ays And watched the clock, As the gutsy cook-ay thief Diminished her stock. She was getting more irritated As the minutes ticked by, Thinking, "If I wasn't so nice, I would blacken his eye." With each cook-ay she took, He took one too, When only one was left, She wondered what he would do. With a smile on his face, And a nervous laugh, He took the last cook-ay And broke it in half. He offered her half, As he ate the other, She snatched it from him And thought....ooh, brother! This guy had some nerve And he's also rude, Why he didn't even show Any gratitude! She had never known When she had been so galled, And sighed with relief When her flight was called. She gathered her belongings And headed to the gate, Refusing to look back At the thieving ingrate. She boarded the plane, And sank in her seat, Then she sought her book, Which was almost complete. As she reached in her baggage, She gasped with surprise, There was her bag of cook-ays, In front of her eyes. If mine are here, She moaned in despair, The others were his, And he tried to share. Too late to apologize, She realized with grief, That she was the rude one, The ingrate, the thief! How many times have we absolutely known that something was a certain way, only to discover later that what we believed to be true....was not? "Always Keep An Open Mind And An Open Heart, Because........................ You Just Never Know...."You might be eating someone else's cook-ays." |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: Jun 4, 2005 Views: 604 | RE: Cook-ays how inspiring! Then you should be able to respect me sharing this little factoid: I have IBS and it makes my shit stink. |
| Posted By: adam's sister Posted On: Jun 4, 2005 Views: 594 | RE: Cook-ays for those of you who don't know what IBS means, it means I B.S. |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: Jun 4, 2005 Views: 592 | RE: Cook-ays yeah im lying, my shit dont stink. When i fart its a nice summer breeze scent that fills the room and puts everyone in a lovely mood. Sometimes i fart into a plastic bag, so i can save the loveliness for a little later when my sister is around. If eat lots of fruit, they smell kinda like chamomile. |
| Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Jun 4, 2005 Views: 583 | RE: Cook-ays I thought you said lilac bushes! |
| Posted By: Snrub Posted On: Jun 4, 2005 Views: 577 | RE: Cook-ays I wonder if my son has IBS, now that I think of it when he does number 2's it really super-stinks. Not like morning-after-pizza stink but 10 times worse. |