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| Posted By: adam Posted On: Jun 4, 2005 Views: 629 | GUW your daughter's in France! LOOK WHAT I CAN DO! |
| Posted By: ADAM Posted On: Jun 4, 2005 Views: 628 | GUW your daughter's in France! oops!  |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: Jun 4, 2005 Views: 620 | RE: GUW your daughter's in France! sorry i am very bored today...home alone all day, in a new town so i know noone, nothing to do cos of no car, otherwise id drive around and find SOMETHING....even go downtown and look at all the sky scrapers and stuff....maybe even go through the ghetto.....what am i saying, id be crazy to go there alone.... theres a gas station like right across the street, so i go there, and of course the chick is islamic and has the thing between her eyes, and she makes some noise and i thought she said hello, so i was like hello, then i realized she had a cell phone earpeice on and she was talkin all arabic and stuff, and i pick out some jerky and a soda, and a hot chick walks in and im like hey, and she ignored me then im behind her at the checkout...very close quarters, and of course, i catch myself staring at her ass, and she turns around and she runs right into me and im all like omg i hope i dont smell, i did use deoderant, but that was a while ago and its liek 90 degrees out there, or was... and for some reason i havent had a ciggerete for like 6 hours and im all fidgety and i didnt know what to do, so i walk away and let her out, and im all like omg i dont know what to say...she left and i paid for my stuff and went back and realized i just paid 4 dollars for a tiny package of jerky!! it came out to 6 something...i did not even notice...so now im sucking on each peice til its flavorless i kinda feel like todd does when he is around hot chicks lol |
| Posted By: Snrub Posted On: Jun 4, 2005 Views: 617 | RE: GUW your daughter's in France! You really need to masturbate adam, it'll make you feel much better. |
| Posted By: Joey Posted On: Jun 4, 2005 Views: 614 | RE: GUW your daughter's in France! loser! ha |
| Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Jun 4, 2005 Views: 610 | RE: GUW your daughter's in France! Take note, Snrub - adam is in a new environment, new town, new situation, and stuff...isn't it fun that we have this cool little bond, that even though you moved into a new community you still have us! ;) I am going to have commuting to work in August because my job is moving, but I am not physically moving to Tulsa, so I'm sure I will enjoy having you guys to talk to in my new situation. I did something funny at Wal-Mart today that reminded me of tOdd's funny story from the vet's office... I was in the cereal aisle, and this dad tells his three kids that they can pick out ONE box of cereal just as I walked by, so I turned at them and said "Get Cap'n Crunch - it is the BEST!" The whole family laughed and then I saw the Fiber One, and so I said to them, while holding the box and doing hand gestures like one of the babes on The Price is Right, "Or you could get the Fiber One, yea...and you could share it with your grandparents!" They all laughed again and I just walked away, and thought, damn, why am I not a stand-up comedian? I love to make people laugh. |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: Jun 4, 2005 Views: 607 | RE: GUW your daughter's in France! so you've decided against getting a different job? |
| Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Jun 4, 2005 Views: 603 | RE: GUW your daughter's in France! Yes! I am going to waste a lot of time and money and commute for about nine months, and then move to Tulsa. |
| Posted By: Snrub Posted On: Jun 4, 2005 Views: 601 | RE: GUW your daughter's in France! Were you shopping at Wal-Mart or looking for that 26 year old that has the hots for you? |
| Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Jun 4, 2005 Views: 599 | RE: GUW your daughter's in France! I went there to buy groceries, smart arse. |
| Posted By: orf Posted On: Jun 4, 2005 Views: 597 | RE: GUW your daughter's in France! If she has a dot between her eyes she's not Arabic but hindu. It means she's married. |
| Posted By: Snrub Posted On: Jun 5, 2005 Views: 594 | RE: GUW your daughter's in France! I was going to post Snrub 1 - GUW 0 but if we started scoring you'd whip my butt so I'll chicken out before I even start. Wal-Maryt is like a place where you go and buy like 6 months of coffee in bulk right?, we dont have anything like that here. Just regular supermarkets. |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: Jun 5, 2005 Views: 589 | RE: GUW your daughter's in France! that is Sams Club where you buy a lot of stuff in bulk...like a 3 ft tall jar of mayo |
| Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Jun 5, 2005 Views: 580 | RE: GUW your daughter's in France! adam - just think how much fun you could have with a three foot jar of mayo. |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: Jun 5, 2005 Views: 577 | RE: GUW your daughter's in France! lol i know i empty out 3 of them into a kiddie pool and wade around in it until it starts to mold |
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