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Posted By: adam

Posted On: Jun 8, 2005
Views: 686
Little boys leash

i walked to the apartment buildings laundry room on the side of it and i was walking behind this big fat old guy who had this real little kid on a leash lol i laughed out loud when i saw it

and then he just stopped and didnt move at all and im behind him and i thought about it for a second thinking hed start moving again but i tried to cut around him but he started moving again and to keep me from hitting him he pulls on the leash and goes woah! hes doin his laundry!

i was gonna run around my apartment bare ass naked, but i dont want the leash!


Posted By: Buff-ay

Posted On: Jun 8, 2005
Views: 675
RE: Little boys leash

I thought that leashing a kid was illegal. I rememer in the 80's parents used to do it all the time...


Posted By: Snrub

Posted On: Jun 8, 2005
Views: 668
RE: Little boys leash

Buff-ay, where have you been?

I also remember those parents getting firty looks from all of the non-leashers.


Posted By: James

Posted On: Jun 9, 2005
Views: 665
RE: Little boys leash

People do that here all the time here. Its common at the mall, surprisingly not at the wallyworld where the rednecks hang out. OMG, there was actualy a family reunion at the walmart last week, in the paper and all. So glad I don't ever get invited to family gatherings.

tip, don't want to go to family things. Dress in a trench, big boots, black shirt, and let your long hair down. you won't have to worry about it anymore. The kids will want to hang around you for some reason though.


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Jun 9, 2005
Views: 660
RE: Little boys leash

r u saying little kids think your cool? dou ever take advantage of this?


Posted By: Snail

Posted On: Jun 9, 2005
Views: 654
RE: Little boys leash

tip, don't want to have friends/partner/life. Dress in a trench, big boots, black shirt, and let your long greasy hair down. you won't have to worry about having normal relationships anymore. The kids will want to hang around you to make fun of you and look like adults in comparison.


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Jun 9, 2005
Views: 649
RE: Little boys leash

Boss, Adolf Oliver Nipples and Adolf Erbutole came here to see you, said you had dealing with there associate Cumin Erbutole. They sounded german. I told them you were out to lunch with Mr Puporpee.


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Jun 9, 2005
Views: 647
RE: Little boys leash

LOL wrong thread


Posted By: James

Posted On: Jun 11, 2005
Views: 624
RE: Little boys leash

I don't have greasy hair thank you, I wash it twice in the mornings just to make sure.

I like kids, their minds havent discovered how ****ed up our world is. Some of their parents don't like me, cause I give them whatever they want, ya know, so they have it better than I did.


Posted By: Right, this is why they don't like you.

Posted On: Jun 11, 2005
Views: 622
RE: Little boys leash

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/parentmag.html


Posted By: Paula Abdul

Posted On: Jun 11, 2005
Views: 616
RE: Little boys leash

What exactly do you give them James? What exactly are you hiding under that trenchcoat?


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Jun 11, 2005
Views: 611
RE: Little boys leash

a bottle of ether and small rags so he can quickly render them unconcious....i bet he drives a windowless van


Posted By: James

Posted On: Jun 12, 2005
Views: 605
RE: Little boys leash

****, guess i walked into that one.

When ever any of the kids parents I know say no to something (candy, tv, ect) they come to me and I give it to them. There are two things I cant stand, children and women crying (among other things). Cry and you will get anything you want from me. Unless your a man, then all you get is a point laugh.


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Jun 12, 2005
Views: 602
RE: Little boys leash

"they come to me and I give it to them."

setting youself up again


 

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