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| Posted By: The Almighty Doer of Stuff Posted On: Jun 8, 2005 Views: 848 | Hey Santa Claus, You Fucking Cunt There's a pretty funny song going around on filesharing programs called "Hey Santa Claus, You Fucking Cunt". It's usually labelled as being by Anal Cunt, but it doesn't sound like them at all, besides the rather offensive content of the song. It's sung with an Australian accent. The lyrics go something like this: "Some times I get to thinking How as kids we got by Like at Christmas time at our house We couldn't even afford a fire But we made do with what we had Back then when I was young Dad used to suck a peppermint And we'd all sit around his tongue We couldn't afford no sparkly tinsel For our Christmas tree So we just wheeled our granddad in And made the old cunt sneeze (Achoo!) Wheel him round the other side, Nana! (Achoo!) [more lines] [kid singing] Hey Santa Claus, you cunt Where's me fucking bike? I've unwrappedall this other junk And there's nothing that I like I wrote you a fucking letter And I come to see you twice You worn out geriatric fart You forgot me fucking bike" It continues in this strain for a while It's obviously not Anal Cunt. Does anyone know who it really is? |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: Jun 8, 2005 Views: 846 | RE: Hey Santa Claus, You Fucking Cunt i think i heard that on the bob and tom show |
| Posted By: Snail Posted On: Jun 9, 2005 Views: 842 | RE: Hey Santa Claus, You Fucking Cunt written by Kevin "bloody" Wilson, a bloody funny australian. here is his website: http://kevin.bloody.wilson.com.au/ |
| Posted By: ADoS Posted On: Jun 9, 2005 Views: 838 | RE: Hey Santa Claus, You Fucking Cunt Thanks. |
| Posted By: Bob Dole Posted On: Jun 9, 2005 Views: 836 | RE: Hey Santa Claus, You Fucking Cunt The band is "UK Subs" and the song is called "Hey Santa". If you want an offensive song check out "Code Blue" by TSOL. |