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Posted By: DC Posted On: Jun 21, 2005 Views: 1338 | Superman or Batman Superman or Batman, which do you like more? |
Posted By: Mike Dicka Posted On: Jun 21, 2005 Views: 1336 | RE: Superman or Batman Superman is better. |
Posted By: Joe Posted On: Jun 21, 2005 Views: 1334 | RE: Superman or Batman hey Dick-a, I'm surprised you didn't go for batman since he likes to hang out with young boys too. |
Posted By: breather Posted On: Jun 21, 2005 Views: 1330 | RE: Superman or Batman They are both gay. I would be spiderman because then I could spin webs for state-of-the-art bullet proof vests and make a fortune. |
Posted By: Snrub Posted On: Jun 21, 2005 Views: 1328 | RE: Superman or Batman Ummm, is this question serious. Superman has XRay vision - game over. |
Posted By: Mike Dicka Posted On: Jun 21, 2005 Views: 1323 | RE: Superman or Batman **** Spiderman, Superman could beat the **** out of Spiderman in seconds. And superman already has a bulletproof vest called his skin. Joe, I can't hang around young boys anymore. |
Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Jun 21, 2005 Views: 1320 | RE: Superman or Batman Batman...of course! You could drive really fast in his Batmobile! |
Posted By: Guy Posted On: Jun 21, 2005 Views: 1316 | RE: Superman or Batman I would be wonderwoman because then I'd have a vagina and a magic lasso. |
Posted By: adam Posted On: Jun 21, 2005 Views: 1315 | RE: Superman or Batman superman can fly through space, use his x-ray vision, change in a phone booth superfast without anyone realizing who went in there or who came out... faster than the flash, stronger than the hulk, smarter than batman even though batman gets the hotter woman. lois lane was never that great looking no matter which movie, tv show, or comic book. batmans only thing is advanced technology and weak martial arts...we all know how reliable technology can be superman has only one weakness...cryptonite(sp?) and who here has any of that? jessica alba in the fantastic four...that is gonna be better than Herbie |
Posted By: not on the list Posted On: Jun 21, 2005 Views: 1311 | RE: Superman or Batman Superman |
Posted By: Roxy Posted On: Jun 21, 2005 Views: 1302 | RE: Superman or Batman Superman, he's the man of steel. |
Posted By: Batman Posted On: Jun 21, 2005 Views: 1298 | RE: Superman or Batman Superman has too many superpowers. He can lift anything, he's faster than a speeding bullet, he can "fly", he has x-ray vision and can burn through metal with lasers that come out of his eyes, he can reverse time... how about invisibility or hands that shoot out fire? or being able to morph into anything? or seeing the future? |
Posted By: Penis Posted On: Jun 22, 2005 Views: 1291 | RE: Superman or Batman Superman's penis is made of steel! So I pick superman |
Posted By: Rox Posted On: Jun 22, 2005 Views: 1289 | RE: Superman or Batman don't you guys remember "Mall Rats" "Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his child? He's an alien for Christ sake! His kryptonian biological makeup is enhanced by Earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan, the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom . . . that would kill them." therefore superman will die a virgin... not so cool now is he? batman hangs out with young boys spiderman get Mary Jane Crawford... and redheads are hot |
Posted By: redhed Posted On: Jun 22, 2005 Views: 1285 | RE: Superman or Batman As a red head I would just like to say Thank You! |
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