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| Posted By: P. Saitn Posted On: Jul 5, 2005 Views: 294 | Buying souls Let me introduce myself. My name is Peter and I buy souls, mostly online. I have so far collected 53 souls, some sold for as little as... well, free. If anyone here would like to give me their soul, I will be happy to take it. Just type "P. Saitn, I give you my soul." No paperwork, proof, etc. is necessary because the almighty is our witness. Thank you and have a pleasant day. |
| Posted By: GirlUWant's Daughter Posted On: Jul 5, 2005 Views: 292 | RE: Buying souls P. Saitn, I give you my mother's soul. |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: Jul 5, 2005 Views: 287 | RE: Buying souls P. Stain...i give you the soul of one mild-mannered blue penis |
| Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Jul 5, 2005 Views: 284 | RE: Buying souls adam - I think you are going to regret that. |
| Posted By: Hammerhand Posted On: Jul 5, 2005 Views: 282 | RE: Buying souls Say P, you wouldn't happen to be an Amway salesman, would ya? |
| Posted By: Joe Posted On: Jul 5, 2005 Views: 278 | RE: Buying souls I bought a soul at WalMart once. It was on sale. When I got it home I found out that some parts were missing and it didn't work so I traded it to my idiot neighbor for a 6 pack. |
| Posted By: Bob Dole Posted On: Jul 5, 2005 Views: 273 | RE: Buying souls Here are the lyrics to the King Missle song, detachable penis. I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me rememberwhat I did with it. First I looked around my apartment and I couldn't find it, so I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet coz for some reason, I leave it there sometimes, but not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man and I really hate to have to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of searching the house and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast. Then as I walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him. He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis. |
| Posted By: P. Saitn Posted On: Jul 5, 2005 Views: 261 | RE: Buying souls GirlUWant's Daughter, is your mother's soul your's to give away? I will probably need her consent first. Adam, in referring to "mild-mannered blue penis", are you referring to yourself? Joe, WalMart used to sell souls but even I wouldn't touch them - they were made in China and were most likely the souls of aborted fetuses. |
| Posted By: GirlUWant's Daughter Posted On: Jul 5, 2005 Views: 259 | RE: Buying souls Of course it's mine to give away. She won't care anyway. |
| Posted By: cuppajane Posted On: Jul 5, 2005 Views: 256 | RE: Buying souls hey p, you were in my 6th grade class, one of those mainstreamed short bus kids and you were passing around a piece of paper for people to sign their soul to you. when it came to me, i crossed off a few names and then you totally freaked out. you nearly gave the heart disease girl a heart attack. you were such a dickwad. |
| Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Jul 5, 2005 Views: 240 | RE: Buying souls P. Saitn - pee stain...lol |
| Posted By: cuppajane Posted On: Jul 5, 2005 Views: 238 | RE: Buying souls bravo Girl! bravo!!! |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: Jul 5, 2005 Views: 226 | RE: Buying souls i said it first! |
| Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Jul 6, 2005 Views: 224 | RE: Buying souls Sorry adam...I didn't see that...duh... |
| Posted By: cuppajane Posted On: Jul 6, 2005 Views: 204 | RE: Buying souls King Missile would be my Wednesday celeb story. I saw them in this little bar in Bozeman, MT in like 93 maybe? It was the first time I ever staged dived which is funny because it was like stage diving with training wheels...it was a step up onto the platform type stage. John Hall was rad, he didn't care at all that I got up there and danced around and stuff. I think it was THE BEST concert of my life. I'm not a fan of big ones, I like intimate settings where it's not fans worshipping bands, it's fans hanging with bands and having a kickass time. I ended up drinking too much and didn't feel so hot so when John came and sat with us when the place emptied out. I think my friends were spent too because they acted all shy and lame too. |
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