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Posted By: P. Saitn

Posted On: Jul 5, 2005
Views: 294
Buying souls

Let me introduce myself. My name is Peter and I buy souls, mostly online. I have so far collected 53 souls, some sold for as little as... well, free. If anyone here would like to give me their soul, I will be happy to take it. Just type "P. Saitn, I give you my soul." No paperwork, proof, etc. is necessary because the almighty is our witness.

Thank you and have a pleasant day.


Posted By: GirlUWant's Daughter

Posted On: Jul 5, 2005
Views: 292
RE: Buying souls

P. Saitn, I give you my mother's soul.


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Jul 5, 2005
Views: 287
RE: Buying souls

P. Stain...i give you the soul of one mild-mannered blue penis


Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: Jul 5, 2005
Views: 284
RE: Buying souls

adam - I think you are going to regret that.


Posted By: Hammerhand

Posted On: Jul 5, 2005
Views: 282
RE: Buying souls

Say P, you wouldn't happen to be an Amway salesman, would ya?


Posted By: Joe

Posted On: Jul 5, 2005
Views: 278
RE: Buying souls

I bought a soul at WalMart once. It was on sale. When I got it home I found out that some parts were missing and it didn't work so I traded it to my idiot neighbor for a 6 pack.


Posted By: Bob Dole

Posted On: Jul 5, 2005
Views: 273
RE: Buying souls

Here are the lyrics to the King Missle song, detachable penis.


I woke up this morning with a bad hangover,
and my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party,
get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
rememberwhat I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment
and I couldn't find it,
so I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
coz for some reason,
I leave it there sometimes,
but not this time.
So I told them if it pops up
to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man
and I really hate to have to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast.
Then as I walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted 22 bucks,
but I talked him down to 17.
I took it home,
washed it off,
and put it back on.
I was happy again.
Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.


Posted By: P. Saitn

Posted On: Jul 5, 2005
Views: 261
RE: Buying souls

GirlUWant's Daughter, is your mother's soul your's to give away? I will probably need her consent first.

Adam, in referring to "mild-mannered blue penis", are you referring to yourself?

Joe, WalMart used to sell souls but even I wouldn't touch them - they were made in China and were most likely the souls of aborted fetuses.


Posted By: GirlUWant's Daughter

Posted On: Jul 5, 2005
Views: 259
RE: Buying souls

Of course it's mine to give away.

She won't care anyway.


Posted By: cuppajane

Posted On: Jul 5, 2005
Views: 256
RE: Buying souls

hey p, you were in my 6th grade class, one of those mainstreamed short bus kids and you were passing around a piece of paper for people to sign their soul to you. when it came to me, i crossed off a few names and then you totally freaked out. you nearly gave the heart disease girl a heart attack. you were such a dickwad.


Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: Jul 5, 2005
Views: 240
RE: Buying souls

P. Saitn - pee stain...lol



Posted By: cuppajane

Posted On: Jul 5, 2005
Views: 238
RE: Buying souls

bravo Girl! bravo!!!


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Jul 5, 2005
Views: 226
RE: Buying souls

i said it first!


Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: Jul 6, 2005
Views: 224
RE: Buying souls

Sorry adam...I didn't see that...duh...


Posted By: cuppajane

Posted On: Jul 6, 2005
Views: 204
RE: Buying souls

King Missile would be my Wednesday celeb story. I saw them in this little bar in Bozeman, MT in like 93 maybe? It was the first time I ever staged dived which is funny because it was like stage diving with training wheels...it was a step up onto the platform type stage. John Hall was rad, he didn't care at all that I got up there and danced around and stuff. I think it was THE BEST concert of my life. I'm not a fan of big ones, I like intimate settings where it's not fans worshipping bands, it's fans hanging with bands and having a kickass time. I ended up drinking too much and didn't feel so hot so when John came and sat with us when the place emptied out. I think my friends were spent too because they acted all shy and lame too.


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