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Posted By: LANDYNATOR

Posted On: Jul 19, 2005
Views: 717
What about a mom wake up?

Here are a few examples of how my mom wakes me up:

1. Tips the mattress so that I fall onto the floor.
2. Turns my stereo up to max, then shoves me down by it so that the speaker is right up to my ear.
3. Pours a 1L jug of water all over me.
4. Shoots me with a water gun.
5. Pulls my hair.
6. Plugs my nose, covers my mouth with her hand.
7. Savagely beats me with a pillow.
8. Pries my mouth open, then proceeds to dispose of her fecal matter in it.

Those are all true, cept the last one of course. Just had to get that in there. Does anyone in here live in Canada? Cause I do eh.


Posted By: Rox

Posted On: Jul 19, 2005
Views: 716
RE: What about a mom wake up?

when in school, she simply turned the lights on to give me the hint if i was being lazy.

or you could just buy an alarm clock and get your ass out of bed when it goes off.

in college, you have no mommy to wake you up

once you graduate, you have no mommy to wake you up

late too much for either: you fail out or get fired.


Posted By: LANDYNATOR

Posted On: Jul 19, 2005
Views: 713
RE: What about a mom wake up?

Thing is, If it was something serious like high school, or college, or my career, I would get up. But it's junior high, and I don't care whether I'm late or not, cause I still graduated grade nine with 90s across the board, and I was in the smart kid class. I have two alarm clocks.


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Jul 19, 2005
Views: 703
RE: What about a mom wake up?

LOL i had an extra year of junior high...though im not proud of it, it doesnt matter to me anymore...


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Jul 19, 2005
Views: 691
RE: What about a mom wake up?

when i was drunk i was messing around in my bedroom and lifted up my bed and tossed it aside (its not that heavy) and the metal frame part landed on the cord and pinched it and sparks flew and a small cloud of smoke went in the air...it was hilarious.


Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: Jul 19, 2005
Views: 686
RE: What about a mom wake up?

adam - you really know how to amuse yourself, don't you?


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Jul 19, 2005
Views: 680
RE: What about a mom wake up?

well i wasnt alone, there was like 8 people in my room at the time...but i may have only amused myself...i dont remember


Posted By: landyn. formerly LANDYNATOR

Posted On: Jul 19, 2005
Views: 675
RE: What about a mom wake up?

Yeah one time I took my shirt off and there was so much static it sparked, I was scared.


 

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