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Posted By: Penis

Posted On: Jul 20, 2005
Views: 725
Damn

Post your penis freinds here.


Posted By: Red Head

Posted On: Jul 20, 2005
Views: 721
RE: Damn

I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor
I work at great depths
I plunge head first into everything I do
I do not get weekends off or public holidays
I work in a damp environment
I don't get paid overtime
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
I work in high temperatures
My work exposes me to contagious diseases


Dear Penis,

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight
You fall asleep on the job after brief work period
You do not always follow the orders of the management team
You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing
You'll retire well before reaching 65
You're unable to work double shifts
You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.

Sincerely,
The Management


Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: Jul 20, 2005
Views: 716
RE: Damn

Dear Penis -

You have the option to get off early or you can come in early, we strive in being flexible.


Posted By: Turtle

Posted On: Jul 20, 2005
Views: 707
RE: Damn

Penis, we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, great.



Posted By: landyn

Posted On: Jul 20, 2005
Views: 702
RE: Damn

You mean Milton, of course.


Posted By: landyn

Posted On: Jul 20, 2005
Views: 701
RE: RE: RE: Damn

I'm kinda busy, I've got a meeting with the Bobs.


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Jul 21, 2005
Views: 674
RE: Damn

dont let Roundy's fool you, there ten center cans are non returnable even though they say they are...we buy a ****load of them for 99cents a 6 pack and figured once we have bags and bags full we could return them and get like 30 to 40 bucks back...but no, we have bags and bags full of trash now...i think we might cut them into rings and dump them into Lake Michigan so the ducks and fish cut themselves...gives out a good message that if they say returnable, they should be returnable


Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: Jul 21, 2005
Views: 670
RE: Damn

adam - what the hell are you talking about? Are you talking about TIN cans? I was thinking aluminum at first, like soda cans. Are you talking about like green bean cans and stuff? I have never heard of them being returnable, and what is Roundy's? This is like communicating with Snrub sometimes, but he has an excuse.


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Jul 21, 2005
Views: 666
RE: Damn

tin cans?? where does that come from? of course i mean soda cans...i dont buy canned foods in packs of 6 lol


Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: Jul 22, 2005
Views: 658
RE: Damn

"dont let Roundy's fool you, there ten center cans are non returnable even though they say they are."

That is what threw me off...I don't know what Roundy's is...there ten center cans - I thought maybe you meant tin rather than ten...there ten center cans...basically that phrase doesn't even make sense at all...the whole sentence(?) is jacked up,adam...lol


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Jul 22, 2005
Views: 653
RE: Damn

well see, in michigan only are they worth ten cents each...so...i lived in michigan and the phrase "ten center" makes prefect sense


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Jul 22, 2005
Views: 652
RE: Damn

*perfect

roundys is a generic brand name that sells everything from soap to soda to chicken or whatever..everything..

so thats why roundys soda is 99 cents...its pretty good though...good for generic soda
there ten centers, but they are not ten centers, so u get no mon-ay back whatsoever

i used to return 400 beer cans a month...yokums house was the ultimate party house LOL


Posted By: Mr. Wizard

Posted On: Jul 22, 2005
Views: 647
RE: Damn

Why don't you save them up and take them back next time you are in Michigan?


Posted By: Groovy Princess Red Head

Posted On: Jul 22, 2005
Views: 644
RE: Damn

Wasn't there a Seinfeld episode about this?


Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: Jul 22, 2005
Views: 641
RE: Damn

Mr Wizard - so he was actually making sense, I just don't speak Wisconsinese?


 

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