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| Posted By: Penis Posted On: Jul 20, 2005 Views: 818 | Damn Post your penis freinds here. |
| Posted By: Red Head Posted On: Jul 20, 2005 Views: 814 | RE: Damn I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor I work at great depths I plunge head first into everything I do I do not get weekends off or public holidays I work in a damp environment I don't get paid overtime I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation I work in high temperatures My work exposes me to contagious diseases Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight You fall asleep on the job after brief work period You do not always follow the orders of the management team You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing You'll retire well before reaching 65 You're unable to work double shifts You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags. Sincerely, The Management |
| Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Jul 20, 2005 Views: 809 | RE: Damn Dear Penis - You have the option to get off early or you can come in early, we strive in being flexible. |
| Posted By: Turtle Posted On: Jul 20, 2005 Views: 800 | RE: Damn Penis, we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, great. |
| Posted By: landyn Posted On: Jul 20, 2005 Views: 795 | RE: Damn You mean Milton, of course. |
| Posted By: landyn Posted On: Jul 20, 2005 Views: 794 | RE: RE: RE: Damn I'm kinda busy, I've got a meeting with the Bobs. |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: Jul 21, 2005 Views: 767 | RE: Damn dont let Roundy's fool you, there ten center cans are non returnable even though they say they are...we buy a ****load of them for 99cents a 6 pack and figured once we have bags and bags full we could return them and get like 30 to 40 bucks back...but no, we have bags and bags full of trash now...i think we might cut them into rings and dump them into Lake Michigan so the ducks and fish cut themselves...gives out a good message that if they say returnable, they should be returnable |
| Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Jul 21, 2005 Views: 763 | RE: Damn adam - what the hell are you talking about? Are you talking about TIN cans? I was thinking aluminum at first, like soda cans. Are you talking about like green bean cans and stuff? I have never heard of them being returnable, and what is Roundy's? This is like communicating with Snrub sometimes, but he has an excuse. |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: Jul 21, 2005 Views: 759 | RE: Damn tin cans?? where does that come from? of course i mean soda cans...i dont buy canned foods in packs of 6 lol |
| Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Jul 22, 2005 Views: 751 | RE: Damn "dont let Roundy's fool you, there ten center cans are non returnable even though they say they are." That is what threw me off...I don't know what Roundy's is...there ten center cans - I thought maybe you meant tin rather than ten...there ten center cans...basically that phrase doesn't even make sense at all...the whole sentence(?) is jacked up,adam...lol |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: Jul 22, 2005 Views: 746 | RE: Damn well see, in michigan only are they worth ten cents each...so...i lived in michigan and the phrase "ten center" makes prefect sense |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: Jul 22, 2005 Views: 745 | RE: Damn *perfect roundys is a generic brand name that sells everything from soap to soda to chicken or whatever..everything.. so thats why roundys soda is 99 cents...its pretty good though...good for generic soda there ten centers, but they are not ten centers, so u get no mon-ay back whatsoever i used to return 400 beer cans a month...yokums house was the ultimate party house LOL |
| Posted By: Mr. Wizard Posted On: Jul 22, 2005 Views: 740 | RE: Damn Why don't you save them up and take them back next time you are in Michigan? |
| Posted By: Groovy Princess Red Head Posted On: Jul 22, 2005 Views: 737 | RE: Damn Wasn't there a Seinfeld episode about this? |
| Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Jul 22, 2005 Views: 734 | RE: Damn Mr Wizard - so he was actually making sense, I just don't speak Wisconsinese? |