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| Posted By: elsewhere man Posted On: Jul 24, 2005 Views: 948 | gotta respect the condom sheik sensi-thin with spermicidal lubricant. bar none, the best thing to adorn my weiner other than my grade 12 trig teacher. |
| Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Jul 25, 2005 Views: 933 | RE: gotta respect the condom Canadian in the house. |
| Posted By: Bob Dole Posted On: Jul 25, 2005 Views: 930 | RE: gotta respect the condom Who uses condoms? |
| Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Jul 25, 2005 Views: 927 | RE: RE: gotta respect the condom Democrats...lol |
| Posted By: Rox Posted On: Jul 25, 2005 Views: 917 | RE: gotta respect the condom magnums... nothing else fits |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: Jul 25, 2005 Views: 911 | RE: gotta respect the condom i wear magnums too...XLs...because in real life, im actually half horse lol i go in the store with my friend and he actually does need XLs and he gets embarassed and i give him shit everytime...he asked me to buy them for him once and i was like Sure! just gotta find the hottest cashier (or oldest) and its all good... |
| Posted By: Bob Dole Posted On: Jul 25, 2005 Views: 896 | RE: gotta respect the condom No seriously, who uses condoms? |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: Jul 25, 2005 Views: 892 | RE: gotta respect the condom i know 6 ppl who have an STD...thats enough of an excuse for me...id rather not have a puss filled polyp on my weiner...that is too much for me....its enough to make me vomit on myself just to feel cleaner plus 5 of my friends have a kid or is having one soon.. not me....no way |
| Posted By: Syrgot Posted On: Jul 25, 2005 Views: 889 | RE: gotta respect the condom Totally agree with adam. I had a buddy buy himself a box of magnum XL's once, because he was trying to show off that he had a huge dick... then, in the bedroom... it was too big... Imagine. "Oh my god! Your penis is too little to fit into a condom?!?!?!" He never did that again. Durex extra sensative. I'm a fan. |
| Posted By: mike Posted On: Jul 25, 2005 Views: 878 | RE: gotta respect the condom I have had sex about 1500 times and only used a condom once - the first time. I never wore one again. of course, unlike you adam, I don't screw every skanky hunchback I meet. |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: Jul 25, 2005 Views: 871 | RE: gotta respect the condom i passed out before anything could happen with that hunchback...nothing happened.... if you did 1500 different girls...you would definately be one diseased mofo |
| Posted By: Red Head Posted On: Jul 25, 2005 Views: 870 | RE: gotta respect the condom Please dont tell me there are 1499 little Mikeys running around! Pregnacy is an STD my friends. My partner and I use XL's (Thank god, it is the only one he can wear) they are great and I haven't become a mommy yet! |
| Posted By: elsewhere man Posted On: Jul 25, 2005 Views: 861 | RE: gotta respect the condom i'm of average to slightly above average size (if the locker rooms i've frequented provide a realistic basis for comparison) and i tried on an XL once. it fit like a glove. i think the whole size dealio is naught but a marketing ploy to work the male ego. remember these cliches: it's not the tool, it's the carpenter. and just cuz you have a big pencil doesn't help your penmanship. |
| Posted By: Everybody Posted On: Jul 25, 2005 Views: 853 | RE: gotta respect the condom What kind of locker room are you going to where all the guys have erections and why are you staring at them? Do they know what you are up to? Damn! |
| Posted By: somewhere dude Posted On: Jul 25, 2005 Views: 852 | RE: gotta respect the condom when limp, I have the penis of a small boy. when erect, that of a gorilla. does anyone else have this problem? guys who get naked in a locker room together are GAY. There's nothing worse than my penis making eye contact with another penis. |
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