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| Posted By: adam Posted On: Jul 26, 2005 Views: 1250 | I haven't been telling the truth to you guys... Im 45 yrs old. Im a very grumpy character in real life because, well, you know that movie Black Hawk Down? Yeah, I was there. Not the movie. I piloted the actual chopper that went down. I was shot 6 times in the arm and 4 times in the foot. I have a lot of typos because I use one hand. I win contests to be the faster typer one-handed. Of course, you cant always be accurate when one-handed! Heres a little list about some other things I may have lied about: 1.)I have 3 dogs, 3 cats, 3 fish, and 5 horses. I breed the horses to be models for anything from a Time magazine to Bestiality/Farm-sex pornography. 2.)Im only 4 ft 7 inches tall. Dont get me wrong though, Im 215 lbs and single-handedly (literally!) have beaten up groups of guys at a time. 3.)I love Mountain Dew. I couldnt take it any longer. Im a US Soldier and I mustn't lie. 4.)Bush is a good president. I met him a few years ago at his ranch. He wanted 3 of my best stallions. Im nationally recognized for my horses. 5.)I dont live in Wisconsin. This one makes me laugh. I dont know anything about Milwaukee. I make that all up! That is so funny. 6.)I am currently eating a peice of one of those huge hershey bars. I might have ice cream later. 7.)I still think this james meadows character needs to be shot. 8.)I got a paint job on my Toyota Tacoma, it added 5 extra horsepower. I smoke anything on the street. 9.)Im married to a beautiful woman from Sweden. Yes, I have a weakness for blondes. I also have a kid. I have mentioned this before. Its actually true. 10.)Ive never been drunk or high. Its the worst thing I have ever lied about. I would never do any of that stuff. I can only think of 10 things at this time. So, there you have it. Call me Dragonmaster if you want. If anyone has any questions about what actually happened in "black hawk down" I will be happy to answer. |
| Posted By: Mr. Wizard Posted On: Jul 26, 2005 Views: 1246 | RE: I haven't been telling the truth to you guys... No, we will call you Pastymaster |
| Posted By: Turtle Posted On: Jul 26, 2005 Views: 1244 | RE: I haven't been telling the truth to you guys... Yeah right... Bush is a good president. I feel sorry for people who actually think that. |
| Posted By: George W. Bush Posted On: Jul 26, 2005 Views: 1235 | RE: I haven't been telling the truth to you guys... Me two |
| Posted By: Syrgot Posted On: Jul 26, 2005 Views: 1231 | RE: I haven't been telling the truth to you guys... what the fuck? that's the worst imposter humor I've ever seen in my three years posting on this message board. |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: Jul 26, 2005 Views: 1228 | RE: I haven't been telling the truth to you guys.. Dont laugh at my life. Ive accomplished many things. |
| Posted By: superfly Posted On: Jul 26, 2005 Views: 1224 | RE: I haven't been telling the truth to you guys... tee hee where I'm from "black hawk down" has come to be code for getting a hummer. |
| Posted By: Everyone Posted On: Jul 26, 2005 Views: 1209 | RE: I haven't been telling the truth to you guys... and where would that be? |
| Posted By: superfly Posted On: Jul 26, 2005 Views: 1205 | RE: I haven't been telling the truth to you guys... since you asked I spent most of my life in a men's prison. I still shudder and almost drop to my knees out of habit when I hear that phrase. |
| Posted By: Turtle Posted On: Jul 26, 2005 Views: 1199 | RE: I haven't been telling the truth to you guys... How did you get into prison? |
| Posted By: superfly Posted On: Jul 26, 2005 Views: 1197 | RE: I haven't been telling the truth to you guys... it was a frame-up. they claim I was with a minor and also for possessing chronic. the guy told me he was 22 and he looked it easily. no way was he 17. |
| Posted By: superfly Posted On: Jul 26, 2005 Views: 1194 | RE: I haven't been telling the truth to you guys... i'm from baffin island |
| Posted By: superfly Posted On: Jul 26, 2005 Views: 1192 | RE: I haven't been telling the truth to you guys... i'm from toledo. |
| Posted By: superfly Posted On: Jul 26, 2005 Views: 1190 | RE: I haven't been telling the truth to you guys... i'm from san juan |
| Posted By: superfly Posted On: Jul 26, 2005 Views: 1189 | RE: I haven't been telling the truth to you guys... i'm really from johnson's harbour near berkeley sound. |
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