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Posted By: Shitman

Posted On: Aug 5, 2005
Views: 701
What does this dream mean?

I had the weirdest dream last night, it went like this:

I met this chick and we talked a little at the bar until she was like, "Hey you wanna get outta here?". So of course I said sure thing. We got into the cab and we talked some and then something weird happened. She farted. All she did was look at me strangely for a minute. It was awkward and then she said softly, "I think I farted and poop came out".
The obvious reply was say "Ok" and then look away. Did I do that? No way. For some odd reason I went crazy. A gun appeared in my hand and told the driver to stop then shot him. We were out in the middle of nowhere at this point. Woods all round.
I told her I loved her and she said, "Shit!".
We jumped into the ditch and she goes, "Here! Hold out your hand! This will help!" I did. She bent down on it and left a nice little cleavland steamer right in my palm. "What do I do with this?", I asked. "Rub it on your face!" I did. Then she held out her hand and I did the same. When she had it all applied she said "Your shit is so much better than my shit!"
We tore our clothes to make them look old and stuff. She said to follow her lead. I did. We ended up running through the woods, pretending to be Native Americans.
"What if someone sees us!" I yelled. She just said this, "Poo as a weapon. Spoon as a lever". She must have said it about 3 times in a row until I understood. I wasnt sure where I would find a spoon, but since it was a dream I was sure one would appear.
It was as if I jinxed our luck by saying the what if someone sees us bit. We broke into a field and ran through it and ended up running into a farmer doing some night work. I screamed for a spoon. No spoon appeared. Oh no. Oh no. What do I do. "Just use your hand!", she screamed. I shit in my hand and screamed as I threw it in the farmers face. Then everything got real confusing and I dont think I remember much of what happened next. I just remember waking up and having to poo real bad.

Yeah its really weird. Im not sure what to make of it. If someone has a dream book. Please tell me what shit represents.


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Aug 5, 2005
Views: 697
RE: What does this dream mean?

lol what the hell...

i have a feeling everyone is gonna be thinking im Shitman


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Aug 5, 2005
Views: 694
RE: What does this dream mean?

thats interesting lol


Posted By: cuppajane

Posted On: Aug 5, 2005
Views: 691
RE: What does this dream mean?

lol adam, that was my first thought! i think ****man was just gassy in his sleep


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Aug 5, 2005
Views: 689
RE: What does this dream mean?

i usually admit to it, this time i wish i could...



Posted By: Carl

Posted On: Aug 5, 2005
Views: 685
RE: What does this dream mean?

that's hilarious, shitman - if it weren't for the good spelling I'd believe you were adam. When I have a shit dream I usually wake up with shitty breath.


Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: Aug 5, 2005
Views: 682
RE: What does this dream mean?

Carl, you are so hot!


Posted By: Bob Dole

Posted On: Aug 5, 2005
Views: 670
RE: What does this dream mean?

I think maybe he just had to take a crap so it was on his mind. I know when I have to pee and I am dreaming I often go to the bathroom in my dream. I start to pee and it just keeps coming and coming and I still have to go. Same thing if I wake up thirsty in the middle of the night. In my dream I'll keep chugging water but I can't quench my thirst.

I do have this one cool recurring dream. I'm in a house, and I know it's mine. I don't see much of the house, but I walk up this stairway into the top floor. It's a spiral staircase and it comes up right in the middle of one big open room. It's got huge windows all the way around. It's usually early in the morning as the sun is coming up and it's so bright and the view is amazing. Then I usually wake up.

Any ideas?


Posted By: Wes

Posted On: Aug 5, 2005
Views: 668
RE: What does this dream mean?

I didn't know you were a bed wetter... that's pretty unusual for a twenty-something year old. The big room with windows represents your big ego.


Posted By: Wes

Posted On: Aug 5, 2005
Views: 660
RE: What does this dream mean?

Wes = James = Dragonmaster = Bedwetter = lifelong virgin


 

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