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Posted By: James from Sophia, WV

Posted On: Aug 9, 2005
Views: 1128
I'm Goth

Ok, I'm a Barista at Starshmucks, the worst job for any Goth or have. There is one reason I even started working there, I was getting my overpriced Iced Coffey and the most perfect female I have ever seen made my drink. The best part was, she was smart. Now I don't date, and don't find anybody atractive, so this was a big shock to me. I tried to forget, but a month later I had quit my job as a breakfast cook, and started at starbucks, just to learn more about this person that could make me feel this way. After working with her for a few weeks I find that she is more than perfect. We like the same things, talk about the same things, and she even started to finish my sentences, lol. sadly I havent worked with her for a few weeks as the boss put her on evening shift. One problem, she dosnet know how much I love her. I cant tell her becouse if she didn't have anything to do with me after that I'd kill myself. I've only been in one relationoship and it almost killed me, and i couldent take another bad ending. Ok, more about me then if you want. I'm a cancer survivor, I was going to school as a Pastery Chef but had to leave when mom and grandma got sick, so I'm at home now taking care of them. I'm not shure what I want to do with my life now met I've met Becca, other than making her happy.


Posted By: Joe

Posted On: Aug 9, 2005
Views: 1126
RE: I'm Goth

Yea, we all know the story. You left out the part where he quit to go work at Burger King, his cataracts, and his dream to be a truck driver. Oh, and his allergy to pickles.


Posted By: greg

Posted On: Aug 9, 2005
Views: 1118
RE: I'm Goth

James isn't goth, he's wiccan - and you left out the part about him being a special ed kid who's working at burger king as part of a goodwill program that help retards feel useful


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Aug 9, 2005
Views: 1116
RE: I'm Goth

these james impersonations wouldnt be that bad if someone smarter and more clever could do them


Posted By: gregh

Posted On: Aug 9, 2005
Views: 1114
RE: I'm Goth

there were a couple of believable ones - this isn't one of them.


Posted By: landyn

Posted On: Aug 9, 2005
Views: 1106
RE: I'm Goth

as a black man would say: DAMN, that **** is WHACK. its actually his biography. n00b. n00b. n00b.


Posted By: landyn

Posted On: Aug 9, 2005
Views: 1105
RE: I'm Goth

girls are stinky anyways. if you spew and she bolts, it was never meant to be.


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Aug 9, 2005
Views: 1103
RE: I'm Goth

ive read that before...


Posted By: James

Posted On: Aug 9, 2005
Views: 1097
RE: I'm Goth

like you adam? sigh...you are not even good at fakking being me


Posted By: superfly

Posted On: Aug 9, 2005
Views: 1092
RE: I'm Goth

gawd i hate that 'sigh' ****.


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Aug 9, 2005
Views: 1088
RE: I'm Goth

what the hell are you talking about


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Aug 9, 2005
Views: 1086
RE: I'm Goth

not you superfly, james...


Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: Aug 10, 2005
Views: 1073
RE: I'm Goth

I remember reading that before, too...somebody found it from a different forum, so James that was somebody impersonating you being you on a different forum...

glad we cleared that one up!

adam doesn't stink landyn, he smells like lilacs.


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Aug 10, 2005
Views: 1071
RE: I'm Goth

NO that really is dragonmaster on the haggis message board....GUW you know better...


Posted By: krisbish96

Posted On: Aug 10, 2005
Views: 936
RE: I'm Goth

Well if anything at least he's getting Enter the Haggis some attention. ETH is great, check them out in the multimedia section.


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