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Posted By: John Smith Posted On: Aug 12, 2005 Views: 643 | virgin I'm a 39 year old virgin...and all my friends try to help me out trying to find the right woman for me. At work, alot of them are proud of me, some of them thinks its funny. I dont let them get to me. I tried gettin rid of my virginity back in 1995, by going to the bunny Ranch outside of Vegas. The bunny ranch is something like a whorehouse but better and much more safety involved. But, I couldn't go thru it...i tried and tried, but what nervous and scared as can be. I get nervous anytime i do something for the first time. Wasted $300 for going there. I have girlfriends in the past whom I could've done it with, too. But I get shy and back out. I work at a casino as table game dealer. Been working as a dealer more than 11 years and you think i could find someone by now. Nope. Still looking for the right one. Mark in Memphis,TN |
Posted By: Joe Posted On: Aug 12, 2005 Views: 636 | RE: virgin And your point is? |
Posted By: Greg Posted On: Aug 12, 2005 Views: 632 | RE: virgin Sex isn't rocket science okay. Neither is drinking. If you're nervous why not have a couple of shots of whatever and do what you have to do. If you're not ready then fine but how much longer do you really want to wait? |
Posted By: adam Posted On: Aug 12, 2005 Views: 626 | RE: virgin this must be the father of the dragonmaster |
Posted By: Joe Posted On: Aug 12, 2005 Views: 624 | RE: virgin Now how could that be? I say if you can't get laid in a whorehouse with $300 you might as well put your penis in a jar above the refrigerator. A lot of bad fake posts this week. Troll school 101 must have started early. |
Posted By: wes Posted On: Aug 12, 2005 Views: 620 | RE: virgin Mark in Memphis,TN - or let's keep this anonymous as he intended - John Smith - is obviously a homo but too fuckin' stupid to figure it out. |
Posted By: cuppajane Posted On: Aug 13, 2005 Views: 605 | RE: virgin looks like a craigslist post |
Posted By: Syrgot Posted On: Aug 13, 2005 Views: 596 | RE: virgin I'm getting so tired of all the stupid fake posts. I might take a vacation from this place again. Last time i left for two months I came back and a lot of the stupid crap wasn't here when i got back. |
Posted By: Syrgot Posted On: Aug 13, 2005 Views: 594 | RE: virgin I hope I'm not still a virgin when I'm 39. |
Posted By: adam Posted On: Aug 13, 2005 Views: 591 | virgin do u mean your a virgin now at 19? happy bday btw, i know its close or little past or something |