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Posted By: George W. Bush

Posted On: Sep 6, 2005
Views: 559
Invade!

Our sources tell us that the Al Qaeda is behind this hurricane, we shall send wave after wave of our own men to attack the hurricane even if it has already passed! We shall then make war with Greenland for having so much ice, but no green. These sources are based on absolutely nothing.


Posted By: George W. Bush

Posted On: Sep 6, 2005
Views: 551
RE: Invade!

I am also looking for the receipt to the Louisiana purchase. There is a chance we may be able to return it to France and get our money back. So far, Napoleon will not return my calls but I think that is because with the time difference it is probably the weekend there.





Posted By: Bakakage

Posted On: Sep 6, 2005
Views: 541
RE: Invade!

As much as I dislike France, I have to say that trying to sell it back to them isn't a bad idea at all. Lousiana was in **** poor shape before the hurricane, and France is the only place that calls New Orleans a "modern metropolis, that the mere mention of the city to anyone in the world brings a starry tear to their eye" so let them have it. Then when the place gets dunked underwater again the during the next hurricane, France can deal with it instead of it being "american lives lost"


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Sep 7, 2005
Views: 534
RE: Invade!

yeah, but there is a problem with that...the louisiana purchase wasnt just louisiana, it was a large portion of the country


Posted By: STFU

Posted On: Sep 7, 2005
Views: 525
RE: Invade!

Now who is googling. There is no way you knew where Louisiana was let alone the details of the Loiusiana purchase.


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Sep 7, 2005
Views: 523
RE: Invade!

i have a good long term memory, learned that back in elementary school before i knew what marijuana was


Posted By: STFU

Posted On: Sep 7, 2005
Views: 521
RE: Invade!

Boy if that isn't a DragonMaster level lie if ever there was one. I doubt you could remember how to spell your own name if I spoted you 3 letters.


Posted By: Bakakage

Posted On: Sep 7, 2005
Views: 514
RE: Invade!

Lol, you are right. it is bob dole. We dont have to give back the whole louisiana purchase...them hicks in the ozarks give some good moonshine. And we wouldn't have Jeff Foxworthy and Larry the Cable guy without the other Lousiana purchase states (maybe they would still be around, but no redneck jokes barring the hicks from tenessee


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Sep 8, 2005
Views: 493
RE: Invade!

my new reply to every STFU post
blah blah blah!

because they are too long for a message board, i dont come here to read a novel, and they're never worth the read


Posted By: STFU

Posted On: Sep 8, 2005
Views: 485
RE: Invade!

you mean you are unable to read that much text and you come here to make feces jokes and spread racism.


Posted By: STFU is a Mongrel.

Posted On: Sep 9, 2005
Views: 471
RE: Invade!

Your feces and your racism cannot defeat them! You need to take action! Lets take down STFU. Since he is so sensitive about feces and racism, then he must be a poo covered hip hop star.


 

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