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Posted By: superfly

Posted On: Sep 13, 2005
Views: 613
hey lay off soap!!

nothing says i missed you than a great bar of soap. i've got hundreds of scented, specialty and novelty soaps that anyone would love to get as a gift. i mean c'mon, who wouldn't love a soap shaped like elvis?


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Sep 13, 2005
Views: 612
RE: hey lay off soap!!

how in the world do u lather up elvis


Posted By: evan

Posted On: Sep 13, 2005
Views: 610
RE: hey lay off soap!!

a bar of soap as a gift tells me "hey, you need to bathe more often, so here's a pretty bar of soap from this distant location!"


Posted By: superfly

Posted On: Sep 13, 2005
Views: 606
RE: hey lay off soap!!

personally i find the genitals the ideal spot for building lather. i then distribute lather over other parts of the body, so i just rub the king's face into my scrote. would you look at that. i'm living the dream of like every chick in the 50's.


Posted By: greg

Posted On: Sep 13, 2005
Views: 600
RE: hey lay off soap!!

i wonder if everyone builds lather on their pubes.


Posted By: Chicago

Posted On: Sep 14, 2005
Views: 574
RE: hey lay off soap!!

I build up lather in my hands...but maybe that's just me.

Actually, I take that back. For most of my body I build up the lather in my hands. But use pube-lather to clean my junk & ass-crack.


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Sep 14, 2005
Views: 572
RE: hey lay off soap!!

i was thinking tho, the head of elvis must be a pretty odd shape to roll around in your hands, so it would be kinda hard, youd have to massage his head first i guess


Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: Sep 14, 2005
Views: 564
RE: hey lay off soap!!

I think "lathering up the genitals" is also called "masturbating"...lol


Posted By: Turtle

Posted On: Sep 14, 2005
Views: 543
RE: hey lay off soap!!

No it doesn't, it just means you want it clean.


 

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