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Posted By: superfly Posted On: Sep 13, 2005 Views: 613 | hey lay off soap!! nothing says i missed you than a great bar of soap. i've got hundreds of scented, specialty and novelty soaps that anyone would love to get as a gift. i mean c'mon, who wouldn't love a soap shaped like elvis? |
Posted By: adam Posted On: Sep 13, 2005 Views: 612 | RE: hey lay off soap!! how in the world do u lather up elvis |
Posted By: evan Posted On: Sep 13, 2005 Views: 610 | RE: hey lay off soap!! a bar of soap as a gift tells me "hey, you need to bathe more often, so here's a pretty bar of soap from this distant location!" |
Posted By: superfly Posted On: Sep 13, 2005 Views: 606 | RE: hey lay off soap!! personally i find the genitals the ideal spot for building lather. i then distribute lather over other parts of the body, so i just rub the king's face into my scrote. would you look at that. i'm living the dream of like every chick in the 50's. |
Posted By: greg Posted On: Sep 13, 2005 Views: 600 | RE: hey lay off soap!! i wonder if everyone builds lather on their pubes. |
Posted By: Chicago Posted On: Sep 14, 2005 Views: 574 | RE: hey lay off soap!! I build up lather in my hands...but maybe that's just me. Actually, I take that back. For most of my body I build up the lather in my hands. But use pube-lather to clean my junk & ass-crack. |
Posted By: adam Posted On: Sep 14, 2005 Views: 572 | RE: hey lay off soap!! i was thinking tho, the head of elvis must be a pretty odd shape to roll around in your hands, so it would be kinda hard, youd have to massage his head first i guess |
Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Sep 14, 2005 Views: 564 | RE: hey lay off soap!! I think "lathering up the genitals" is also called "masturbating"...lol |
Posted By: Turtle Posted On: Sep 14, 2005 Views: 543 | RE: hey lay off soap!! No it doesn't, it just means you want it clean. |