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| Posted By: dr. rx Posted On: Sep 29, 2005 Views: 703 | Center for Disease Control Alert !!! THE CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL has issued a no-nonsense warning about a new, highly virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease. This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him"). Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the past 4 years, in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this especially troublesome disease. Cognitive sequellae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim include, but are not limited to, anti-social personality disorder traits; delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor; chronic mangling of the English language; extreme cognitive dissonance; inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and homophobia; inability to accept responsibility for actions; exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado; uncontrolled facial smirking; total ignorance of geography and history; tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies; and a strong propensity for categorical, all-or-nothing behavior. The disease is sweeping Washington. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed and baffled that this malignant disease originated only a few years ago in a Texas bush. |
| Posted By: Bakakage Posted On: Sep 29, 2005 Views: 699 | RE: Center for Disease Control Alert !!! Even though im pro-bush, i still think that is some friggin funny stuff. |
| Posted By: GT one Posted On: Sep 29, 2005 Views: 690 | RE: Center for Disease Control Alert !!! There is only one question I ask people who reelected Bush. How does it feel to ride the short buss? |
| Posted By: Bakakage Posted On: Sep 29, 2005 Views: 683 | RE: Center for Disease Control Alert !!! Better bush than douschebag kerry. He would have tried to pull out guys out of iraq so fast that Al-queda would have been all over us like white on rice. Or like hurricanes on blacks. i know that was insensitive. oh well |
| Posted By: pol Posted On: Sep 29, 2005 Views: 671 | RE: Center for Disease Control Alert !!! Actually Kerry was for the war, but he sucked anyway. |
| Posted By: Steeeeve Posted On: Sep 30, 2005 Views: 656 | RE: Center for Disease Control Alert !!! Uuuhh... **** all of you? |
| Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Oct 1, 2005 Views: 643 | RE: RE: RE: Center for Disease Control Alert !!! Kerry's wife's dead ex-husband's family makes some good ketchup. |